h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't you mean Dolphinity and... erm... Mousinity?

And to quote a certain Monty Python song -

"And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bu99£r all down here on Earth!"

that is almost exactly what arthur c. clarke said when they stopped the search for extra terrestrial intelligence

That's mild to what I said

I wish you wouldn't do that face without warning us first, you know it scares us!

OK I'll warn you when I'm feeling annoyed when I hear things like JPL's Terrestrial Planet Finder has been suspended indefinately.

OK I gave you prior warning...

"And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bu99£r all down here on Earth!"
speak for yourselfI'm a self confessed genius

intelligence is the most justly shared quality

everybody believes they have been given enough

That'S not Fair! BrieF notice oF a hard Stare iS one thing, but doing THAT - TWICE warrantS at leaSt a week'S notice!

My nerveS are Shot to pieceS now...

It's no good laughing like that, I've got man-flu, so I'm delicate, and easily susceptible to scary things!

have some and

two of the best things that don't w*rk on man-flu

Careful, he'll be seeing s at that rate; man Flu is inclined to lead to complications if the brian is involved.

zdt

Brain? I thought we were talking about Hoggy?

Shhhh, GB... if they're going to get me drinks, let 'em!

Pssst - mines an

that's early even for me

i'll have a little port first

Of course - a Pirate would always start from the port!

will do for me

All this rain

It is a bit naff out there...

But you can turn that to your advantage:

Wait until it's dark, get a high power torch, go outside, and point the torch straight up. Look up through the beam at all the raindrops flying through it - your own, personal, mini asteroid shower!

dear me, i just ran out of alcohol

oh well, i'll just have a with bambina

let's stay inside dear, the outside world appears not to be suitable for mankind

That's the best offer I've had all day

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