h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thats rather uncivillised.

Not at all.. It's ungodly, not uncivilised...

You know what we need? A smiley.

Actually, what we need is a good swaiving, but I like to set myself realistic goals.

We already have one



Those 2 certainly aint tickling eachother.

*ker-chunk*
Evening all. Did I hear my name used in here earlier?

Welcome back to our little commune

Thanks. I think.

But wouldn't the moderators censor it if it was called swaive smiley?
Actuaaly, it looks to me more like 69 smiley, but that will never add up to 42.
Perhaps someone could come up with a suitable position for 42, ( but not if it requires Zaphod Beedlebrox)?

Yes, you did, EV.

I'm not sure "welcome" is the appropriate word either.

But you know what we mean.

You're in good company here anyway.

All of us miserable 'cos we ain't getting any.

I don't think we've actually found a single Celibate person who's happy, have we? Happy to be celibate I mean.

Sorry I wasn't here to chat earlier, I was interviewing a builder for the work which needs doing on my new bungalow.

*goes off to read the backlog*

56-0????????????



LiS

*Ekki back*

Right, well, I may as well settle in.
*removes hat*
*kicks off shoes*
*sits down on sofa and sticks feet up on table*
Hey ho.

*coughs* EV, put those shoes back on again!!

AGB, it's not as bad as it sounds. Remember, you get 6 points for a Score, and then you get either one or two more as a bonus afterwards.. Kind of like in Rugby. But then again.. 56-0 is pretty bad. We've had worse defeats, though. Yorkshire beat us 78-0...

Anywho, I'm still here, not budging an inch.

*sniff* *sniff* Oooh, sorry. *puts shoes back on*
No wonder I'm not getting any.

I don't know anything about rugby eithersorry...

Sounds like you're a glutton for punishment though.

*offers EV some cushions for his back*

*makesand passes round the *

Might as well indulge ourselves, while we're here, eh?


I still believe in love too, EV.

*holds hands*

I also believe in .

Especially

Oh yes. I believe in with great conviction.

They do say a bit of what you fancy does you good.

I get through a lot of seeing as how I don't get much of the other.

I fancy a . Or two. Yes, I fancy two s.

*pours for the dear * {not a medical }

There, they should do you good!



Gotta sorry.