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Nope... I just think none of them were exhibitionists and 'doing it' with a coachload of spectators wasnt anybody's kinda thing.

UH is all talk and no action, he wouldn't have the guts

Just stumbled across this thread, and although I can't be arsed going through all 90 pages of the backlog, I just thought I would state for the record that I am a 21 year old virgin, partly because I see no great need to rush into anything, but also because the first thing women always ask me is normally "Are you gay?"

pretending to be gay is, im told, a *great* way to pull - suddenly you arent a threat but a challenege

*wonders if this is the reason for UH trying to be a 'new man'*

a 'new man'?
What does that actually mean anyway?

ah yes, the Gay thing.....

I know a few guys who pretend to be gay just for a laugh, don't know if it makes them new men

I did it just this once to put someone /off/... Trouble is, it puts some people /on/, and it all gets messy. No one understands the whole 'sex=ick' thing!

I suppose some people like the whole conquest thing. ( to the conquistadors!)

- Jordan

Mmmm, since going into 6th year in the common room tehre seems to be more gay flirting and immitation humping...I think the boys are turning into rabbits!

I know - some of the sights you might see on an average trip to my old Sixth Form should make you go blind.

- Jordan (with a big plaquard saying 'Get a Room!')

you don't know how often the words "Get a room" are uttered in our common room

Oopsie! I think I just fell victim to the double entendre...

Sometimes, people (boys) at our college just didn't get other people not wanting to see them being tossed off by their partners (dense girls) in broad daylight. I wonder if a plaquard would have more effect than 'Bleak House'? Then again, I could throw the entire Encyclopaedia Brittanica and the Full Oxford English Dictionary in its 20 volume glory on some people so they could look up STDs - and they'd still go on...

- Jordan (Carrying on regardless...)

mmm, okay, don't think that's every happened here.

Oh, it happens. Perverts that they are. I wish a teacher would catch them at it. As a matter of fact, I wish the boy would glance for a second and see, amid the sparkles of orgasmic bliss, an old man fixedly staring at his, ahem, genital region. (You don't need to see anything for real - it's just sort of conspicuous that things are happening down those trousers...) Is there a smiley? Or maybe a would do the job...

- Jordan

Nope.

Mmmm, heard disturbnig fact about boys and trousers and a friends boyfriend...well, between class change I'll never be able to look him in the eye again

?

That should be big, as in

- Jordan

glad my story has disturbed others as much as it disturbed me...!

trust me i wanted something more effective than Bleak House to hit them with (like a water cannon... mooahha ha).

Scarred for life. Glad we didn't have a common room now too...

at least get a cubile

jordan - you have a very odd attitude to sex, about which there is nothing inherently bad...

Not yet scarred - badly - but at least on the way to battle-hardened...

Thanks for the 'moah ha' thing - I've been looking for a new evil laugh to try out, havnig exhausted the whole 'Bwa ha ha!' thing.

I like being odd. In some ways, it beats being normal. Though it does close off a lot of options. What's your attitude then, you ?

Moah-ha ha!

Why isn't that a smiley?

- Jordan