h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

KQ, thought you might like to know that my band has been playing with doing a bit of your signature tune



Bassman

YAY!!!

Good morning all!

Ooh! Backlog!

*from the backlog*

KID - I don't recall you saying anything to upset me, and if you did and I've forgotten, you're forgiven!


Pierce

Bassman - I know it's hard work but worth it!

Killer Queen - you really should read my journals for information such as comets. I'm a Solar System Ambassador, don't you know?
Have a look at this then I'll tell you where to look for it, if you have a dark sky viewing area...
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap020404.html


Dragonfly & Clelba *group* Doormats and me are related, I'm beginning to think...

Where's my favourite

I'm sorry I hadn't been here for 2 days!
I had a respite day and didn't log on, I watched a fortnight's worth of programmes I've taped - just while I had my tv to myself

I better post this and read the previous pages' backlog...

No, wait!
I have a anddiary which I think you lovers will enjoy
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!



EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded ... must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their new carpet ...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little kitty I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo" to get rid of my little friends. What sick minds could invent such a liquid. It takes me half a day to clean myself after that. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth and their skin under my claws.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odour of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return to his prison. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

MushyI have a great photo of me & you...

* knocks on the door *


Can I come in?


I cant believe I have not been here before how lost can one person get !


Light

Hello Light!

I am getting famous!!!




Come in, sit down, welcome!

*pulls out chair*

I have a fresh on the go and some around here somewhere....

I thought you already were famous!

and Wonderful what a welcome

Didn't you notice thatI posted after that remark?

Strange how you never notice how famous you are until someone calls you "The famous GB"

And you never forget...

I've just been called a Nico-Nazi.

I never heard that before but it suits me perfectly!

Nothing annoys me more than someone wanting to smoke in my house!

Couldn't agree more Someone came to the Cheshire Grin Inn in an attempt to pedal controlled substances. Greebo sent them packing I'm glad to say

All that aside, two of my favourite ladies in one thread - now there's a treat

<hug

There, one for each of you.



Bassman

Nice to here from you G'Babe. A fortnight that 2 weeks. l read that in a book once. Glad your here!

Ooh, another photo...

*hides*

*Blows a dense cloud of cigarette smoke into the room*
*Retires rapidly*

*opens window*

*shouts after Lurcher*
YOU'RE BARRED!!!!!!

Aw now Lass Lurcher is ok. You know us Men we ave to get you Ladies going somehow. Or it would be any fun.

*raises eyebrow*

* wonders when Lurcher got so brave *

Why do we need to be got at

's all round

Yep that's how it's done. You Girls no we Boys like to do. It starts your juices to flowin.

^. .^
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