h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thorn: (To the ): "D@*n it," }Hic-hic!{ "I'll tell yas whenihad enough, ?" }Hiccup{ *Forgets he has just said that*
"Say," }Hic!{ "...Would you like some too ?"

I dont drink on prinsiple

"Oh." }Hiccup!{ *Smashes the bottle.* "I'm , aren't I?"
** "Will the two of you please stopmoving so much?"

No.

* (but my, the came about quikly!)* "Ow. Did I say anything or do anthing stupid while I was ? Ow, my head."

You declared your eternal and undying love for me. And then borrowed fifty bucks.

** "W-ell... If it was for fifty bucks (then I guess)... say, what'd I go buy with it?" *hands back the change*

*A pack of cigaretts, some bubble gum, stamps...* "Oops. Wrong pocket."

Thorn: "I don't get it..." *Empties out contents of other pockets, producing still more of the more or less useless(/out of context) odd consumer 'staples'... "Ooh, a stun-gun. Here, you can keep it. I found it at the bottom of my Crackerjack." It is very small and about the size of a ring. A puzzle ring, that unfolds to fit on all four fingers +tucking in under the thumb to a hand, like a 'brass-knuckle. }Fzzt!{ crackle }fzzt{.

*shocks Thorn with the gun* It works!

"Ow." *Cannot believe he blew $50 so quickly.* That's the part that shocks him worse.

*shocks Thorn again* It STILL works!

"Ow." . "Oh hey look, I found a quarter." *Goes off to the Assassin's gumball machine and then explains to the incredulous eyed info. recipients* :"It says: "Small Parts Choking hazard," *Squints to read the fine print* "...and may explode . Gee..."

Thorn: "I've heard of 'cherrybombs' before, this one must be...a 'minibomb'?"

Thorn: *pulls the bitty tip off of the tiny grenade, then flicks it over at EvilClaw (because it's too small to really 'throw'*
*s* <-"I get the feeling I'm going to have to get used to doing that a lot (especially as of LA-aaaate!)." }Poof!{

Your all stanrge (that includes me!)

*knocking at door to Emerald Room, seeking an audience with Dr. A*

come in...

*shuffles paperwork*

Good day to you! It was recommended that I introduce myself to you. I have recently requested entrance into membership in the Assasin's Guild as a Healer.

ah good we definately need more of those...

any veterary skills?

probably too much to expect








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Christmas Mission:


Merry christmas Assassins,
We have a new mission for over christmas
with a mystery prize

your mission should you choose to accept it is to follow and....
delete a burgaler
this man is known to pray on young childeren at this time
it is known that he climbs into houses by any means nessassary
and places large lumps of coal around the seasonal tree
occationally these lumps of coal are festively coverd in paper
he removes gifts from the tree
witch he hands to his workers to dissassemble
due to his odd habbits he has been nicknamed

Grinch

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