h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The emerald room is not made of emerald... that would be foolish
it gets its name mearly from the fact that the walls are emerald green
there is a large oak table and candels in different parts of the room on iron candlesticks

there are shutters over the windows which are closed
and two comfortable looking chairs at one side of the table

in the center of the floor is a large rug
and there is a fireplace on the right hand side wall in which is burning a large wood fire

there is a large oil painting of a landscape hanging on the left well framed in mahogany,

in the cornor nearest the window furthest from the door is a drinks cabinate in which various drinks sit in decantors,

if you look very carefully you can see Dr Anthea sitting in one of the chairs wearing a black evening style dress with a small gold broach on one sholder,

there all mad... insane even...

at least there not trying to kill me...

*rings a small bell*
*a duck comes through the door carrying a tray*

ah good please bring lunchon... and the latest reports thankyou

*the duck bows then leaves*

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Does the Doctor never change her clothes?

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'Twas but a simple question!

what makes you look so shocked Joe C?
we have had to crack down on such... free thinkers such as yourself

*thinks*

[Ooh, the Doctor looks wonderful in that lovely black evening-style dress with gold broach... ]

*A pair of Helen wonder in and stand either side of the main door*

ah....
Helen.... how may i help?

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Oh, that was just my overactive conspiracy gland going into overdrive

[Helen] Ah mistress. Helen overheard someone talking about you ouside of the guild. She was worried but too busy to follow up so she asked me to, sadly I had to organise my office, but I sent Helen instead. Helen spotted the man and told Helen where he was so Helen was able to find him. Helen caught up with him and brought him to Helen so that Helen could question him. Helen found that he had been paid to kill you, she was quite worried so she asked Helen to send Helen a message by carrier pidgeon *nods to the other Helen in the room* and she was quite worried. She asked me to help her look after you in case whoever paid the man had paid someone more competant. That is until Helen manages to get the man to admit who it was anyway. We know you can handle yourself but we thought it be best that you had a guard until we know how bad the problem is.

so this fellow got past first and second parimiter defence...
interesting... I shall have to inform master Khamsin on this...
it sounds... interesting

Does anyone know that game, "Hello Harry"?

I'm sure we could adapt it to "Hello Helen"...

Helen 1: Hello Helen
Helen 2: Yes Helen?
Helen 1: Tell Helen
Helen 2: Hello Helen
Helen 3: Yes Helen?
Helen 2: Tell Helen...

ad nauseam

*an aged and unshaven man hobbles in, resting heavily on an old walking staff he stands before Dr Anthea*

*walks in in lizard form* Excuse me. I am Judicator Anole, Head Dragoon (military leader) of the Dragon House and I with to propose an alliance. I am also willing to give council seats to any dragon of the guild. I, too am part of this Guild. *Creates a chair and sits down*

well sir thats all very well but this guild hath no shapshifters
for you see the guild hath changed since it were first founded
in the medieval age we now are set, and with it we have no magery and no animals

however, an alliance sounds like a good thing
as long as they remain human in the guild at all times, and use none of there animal traits

as for your offer i am guessing you ment that any member of both would be given council seets in your game, may i point out that might create a lot of counicl seets?
there are almost 150 assassins, perhaps you would be wiser to restrict that to active members of the guild at time of joining your dragoons?




as for you.... *looks at the other person in the room*
I will deal with you in a moment.

*the old man mearly nods at Dr Anthea and leans on his staff whilst waiting*

I don't think they will act too much like heartless dragons if thats what you mean... You can look at any of the council and see if they show much animal traits.