h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*realises accent is more convincing than he had though*

Thatsh right - I'm Sean Connery, and give me all your money.

Go on - you like my movies so do it!

*snoogle* Sean Connery! I loved you in that one movie that you talked in! And that other movie in which you had conversations with people!

Thatsh right... Now just put all the money in the sack like a good evil cat thing...

*puts money in da sack*

Hope that's your money, not ours!

Oh, its yours. I don't have any but Sean Connery needs some.

Ermm....

Thanksh.

well I am sure the ambassador will love to see this mess....
oh and EvilClaw.... the Auditor wants a word with you

Oh shnizzle. I forgot I was the accountant for some reason...

*Hiding next to Evilcalw beneath sofa*

Oh. Hello. Hide here often?

How did that sofa get in here? Never mind.
*dumps sofa and two hiding cowards in the skip outside, closes the lid and locks it after chucking in enough food to sustain 2 idiots until after the inspection*

*pulls out a loud chainsaw*

*Starts looking at "Your Industrial Garbage Skip and You" interior decorationg catalogue*

*cuts apart the catelogue* Vengeance! Vegeance is Zim's!

so they wont be able to talk to our chef embezeler then....

this could be interesting

I could always dig him out, dust him off and present him for interrogation.
There again..........

oh and did i mention Geddon that for one week only you get to order any supplies you want for the infimary

on the joyous occation of the Assassin guild's 3rd Birthday

(29th july?)

Whooppee!
(it's d*nm difficult trying to write over my laptop whilst burning cd's)
I'll have 4 spanish inquisitions (bet you didn't expect that !!)
Cool box
New pestle and mortar
5 tons of nitrogen tri-iodide
A new skip ( the old one is about to explode)
4 carte blanches signed by your good self
new portable door

That should keep me going for a while.