h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

your poor uncle...
well he certenly would have been afterwards....

Yeah. And he had a hangover to last a few years.


And no, it was Angussporran. He attacked paople with a harpoon, then deviously changed his name to look like mine. The swine.

what a shocking acusation,
now I might need to torture you both

Let's torture Behind Geddon's Wall. He's been quiet recently. Suspicious, eh? Anthea! Get the rubber chicken! Nuge! Get the marble anorak! Angussporran! Get that harpoon! Behind Geddon's Wall! Get-

Or actually, you can just sit there for a minute.

*PREOW!*


MARBLE ANORAK!!! CHE-POW!

Can I help with the torturing?

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Very well, yes!

Let us strike into Geddon's Wall's heart with a rabid stoat! So be it!

Rabid stoat? Sounds good to me! It may interest you to know that, as the guilds resident apothecary, I have dosed myself up on so many potons that I am immune to just about everything. However, the comfy chair, a and a certain Mr Evans on the radio may yield some results. (the quality of which cannot be guarenteed)

can't we just try an anti potion potion on Geddon's Wall and then strike into his/her heart with a rabid stoat

Tried it - don't work

*smacks BGW with a 2X4*

metric or imperial?

Both! Mwahahah! As the two by four is techically also of infinite proportions, having been bent into the shape of a mobius strip!

Ah! violence - the Withernsea option of those that have run out of ideas

Whithernsea?!?

Explain, O Learned One...

Of course, provided that the violence upon my person is permanently suspended

Well, I wouldn't say I've run out of ideas necessarily but I am incredibly lazy and sometimes genius can be found in simplicity. Also, I like the THOK it makes when it connects with someones skull.

Geddon's, I'll get you out of this if you can help me think of something else we could do instead of torture you....
*looks up meaningfully*