h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey I'm being manhandeled by a.... MEDIC
off off already

*sneezes*

*throws hedgehog at sonic*

*snugles with hedgehog*

I think thats.... Illegal....
I mean.... its certinly frowned upon....

In most parts of the US for instance.

In other parts, of course, it is actively encouraged.

I thought this was England ... but then I'm in the us ... *screams* ahhh I don't know where I am

Well you see I am in England
though I am Scottish
and this time next year I will be in Hungery

The guild really is not in a country but is a country of its own....
A superiour country with me as its head and infalable leader...

What about that time I caught you fallibling behind the wood shed?

the point is that I'm infalable.
and all go to the Inquisision who try to sugest otherwise...

Bet you didn't expect THAT, Evilclaw

you know what let's just have some

I expect all things. I'm the expecterer. On the other hand, since questioning Anthea will result in extreme pain I think I'll instead express an interest in water skiing squirrels.

But Evilclaw, NOBODY expects the (Spanish) inquisition.

I did once. But I was wrong and that lost me the promotion to deciderer.

*drinks*

*rigs some trip wire at the door and a garott incase people try to jump*


on with the almost meaningless acts of violence

*drinks more then zooms around every one in the process making them very dizzy*

hmmm.... I may need to remove someones caffeen privelages...

it's special from a secret campains bar