h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

tortures EC for being dull

Josh,
I'd be ever so grateful if you could do that elsewhere (I'm sure we have a torture chamber somewhere).

Not only are you likely to muck up my experiments, but blood and gore is extremely difficult to get off the paintwork ans floors.

Many thanks,

geddon

this is different tortuer it is *dramatic drum roll*depravation of EVIL

*ties cute little pink bows in Evilclaw's hair / fur *

Gerrof!

Anthea, now THAT is positively nasty!

*gets a nice pink dress in claw's size*

*literally hand's Josh's butt to him*

*wonders why some guy named Josh like him gave Claw his but*

Oh you silly person! The trauma must have sent you into denial. No, no, no. Y'see, I've detached YOUR rear (through the use of the latest in knifey technology) and handed it to you. Merry New Year!

*looks in pants* nope it's his's*points at his man I love my clones

*looks in pants* nope it's his's*points at his* man I love my clones

interesting...
*shoots Ass-less josh in the head with a crossbow bolt*

Are you sure that's a good Idea. He may not feel anything?

well I'm quite hoping its dead... I noticed your lack of Cadaver's

They make the place look untidy.

However, if they stay long enough I may be able to train them up as technicians

indeed I see no reason not to have dead technicians
they dont have as good a trade union

... I wonder If I'm a clone to*sprays self with water* ... I'm not melting ohh COFFEE!*drinks coffee and goes ZOOOOOOOOOM!!!*

is there a medic available to help? i wonder do those cabinets contain any medication for ignorance, i seem to be suffering quite badly these days...
or some spare analgesia would work just as well im sure...

H.Q

... we just used the last of both on claw ... I think beacuse he needed them ... wait one anti-ignorance pill extra streangth *cuts in half* take this half now and the other tomarrow at 2:00 don't be early ... or late it can be deadly and we like to keep our assasins ... I think