h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you.
Perhaps the original would like some. Now all we need to do is figure out if he's dead or not.
*goes over to check on the fallen light green Grinch*

Thorn: "In the meantime, what do you suggest we do... qith this one?"
*Indicates the self-pitying grinch (the blue-green one)*

I'm not sure...I had thought the half of the splice he came from was a demon who had taken over the original. Now I'm not sure...I think we must have killed his "evil" half, or more precisely, third.
Try to comfort him. If this one's still alive *indicating the fallen nice Grinch* I can recombine them.

[Self pitying grinch]: *Continues to do so no matter what Thorn does, so he decides to it with a literary agent to get some sort of 'memoirs' published and also lets the critter get a daytime radio talkshow...* <- *snifle?*

:

*steps out of a shadow wraped in a white snow cape*

Boy you two know how to make a mess....

sort this out and I'll want a full....
comprihendable report,

*looks at the good grinch*

Sorry to bother you at christmas sir
I am sure these nice people will help you with anything you need

*walks backinto the snow*

*yells into the snow*What does it look like we're doing?!!
*mumbles*
*to her comrads* He's still breathing and he's moving a little. I'm going to try a recombination.
*puts the forefingers and middle fingers of her hands on her forehead and begins to muble out a spell*

*Leans on his scythe as though it were a walking stick instead.*

*decides that if we get him drunk, everyone will think that;s why he's staggering instead of his injuries*

}Hiccup!{
"What injuries, you mean my hiccups?"
Water please...

It's , might wanna see about offering the grinch some whiskey or something though; maybe we can trade some of that for hot cocoa?

Water and hot chocolate are readily available if you *really* want them. I'm sticking to myself.

*Shrugs*
"I've heard there's a way to mix the above to make some sort/type of feul."

I don't know about those, but salt peter and powdered sugar are very fiery when mixed in equal parts and then set to flame!

____________DISCLAIMER_____________
Best if not eaten...
__ WARNING! __
Molten sugar acts like agent orange... I mean napalm...

We make smoke bombs and rocket charges from the mixture frequently. If you've ever perused my photo link on PS you'd see some of the results.

: *Shrugs* Dad used to make rockets overseas... sometimes (shh!)

: Me, I tend to like to design (and sometimes also build) "machines" that are supposed to do this-or-that different sorts or types of things.

do you have any of those wonderous machines that might assist us in our current predicament? (1/2 Grinch thing)

*Plays headbanging mosh type music on a disproportionately antique seeming music player music player found inside the cave in the hopes that it may tricvk the two grinches into butting heads or something like that.*
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: ed repetitive typos and sh*t