h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We can use all the help we can get!
I think there's something more sinister going on here than we suppose...
and YOU don't have to rhyme Thorn...

"Oh, . I had thought it would/might trick the a bit..."
*shuts up*

I feel a struggle within him!
I think there's something good trying to get free!
I'll see if I can seperate them with my powers and you guys be ready to attack the mean one!
*puts the forefinger and middle finger of each hand on her temples and begins to chant*

*Tries to bonk the Grinch over the head with his Mace*
*Teleports around to behind him }Paf!{ to give the a poke with his scythe*
}Fap!{ *teleports over to a different part of the cave
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*, etc.*
*Thinks: just a little bit closer...*

*through her mumblings, Thorn can also here the following*
I haven't exercised him yet!!
*continues her mumblings*

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*Suddenly, the green monster is pulled into two pieces, both having that same strange human form. One is a dark green with red eyes and stands about five-feet (wheras the original stood around six-feet)and the other is more of a yellow-green with blue eyes and stands around five-foot-nine.*
*Athena still has here fingers on her temples and seems to be concentrating on keeping the two apart*
Get him!!!

Thorn: <>
*Does not know, so he hits both (with the mace)*
}Poof!{
*Teleports to an adjacent spot*
}!fooP{

You idiot, *still trying her hardest to keep the demonic aura away from its host* it's the dark green one with red eyes!
*The host has fallen to the floor and seems unconscious.*
I think you killed him!
*the other is still standing and heading straight for Thorn!*
NOW!!!

"Um, you don't want to beat me up."
*Teleports to behind the Grinch that is attempting a blitz, in order to evade a running-tackle*
}Paf!{
"You wanna beat up him! ...Don't you?"
*rematerializes over to where he can point at the unconscious (and possibly concussed?) grinch.*
}Fap!{
"You know... probably for never letting you go and do things your way."
(Then, to Athena) : <>
*Gets to blocking the punches and kicks while returning with some of his own, etc.*

:

*tosses a herbal compress to Thorn to help goodness in Grinch be stronger*

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*lobs the compress at the 'nicer' grinch as though it were a hand grenade, so that the opening to the bag hits first and it splats all over him.*

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*Teleports back toward the entrance part of the cave*
}!fooP{

*still concentrating*
Here in a moment, they will be completely seperate! Chop of the naughty one's head then!
*there is a flash of light*
NOW!!!!!!!!

*Slices his scythe diagonally*

*the naughty Grinch is ripped in two*
YES!!!!
*hurries to check on the other Grinch*

"Oh... wait a sec! You'd meant () his head? ??
^_^; "Oops... I forgot to do that... and now there are two,- of him."

A grumpy (reddish) one and a sad, self-pitying (bluish green) one.
*The grumpy one picks on the sad one and this just seems to make it want to bawl out more.* -> ->

*deep sigh*
Just kill them already!!!
Nevermind. I'll do it.
*unsheathes Minerva: Sword of Justice and slices off the grumpy Grinch's head*
There!

"Oh."
*Feels kind of sheepish, but quickly gets over it.*

*checks to see if anyone has passed out from the blood and gore, then offers a nice hot restorative to the triumphant combatants*