h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Brings up the rear. Notices several caves in the hills around the town.*

Thorn: "So, kid... you seen any big green grumps lurking about lately then, or what?"

Kid: Na, I haven't seen him. I here that monster lives in the mountains though! He's big and scary and, worst of all, he hate Christmas!!!!

Thorn: "Oh. Wel, thanks kid."
*Shows the kid how to do a 'palm-heel strike' before messing up his hair a bit and then teleporting off to a different part of the town...*
}Poof!{

}!fooP{

"Hey Athena how're you and the others doing? I got a bit of info."

Thorn: ", ne'ermind..."
"well, you get what I mean..."

Thorn: "Hey, is that a large-green guy?"
*looks over the horizon(-line).*

No, that's a Christmas tree!
Come on, I overheard your conversation. Let's go up that strang-looking mountain. We've got to hurry, it's Christmas Eve here after-all.
*walks toward the mountain*

*follows Athena, brining up the rear*

"."

*follows the others uphill (, I mean mountain ).*

:

Are we there yet?


Pulls out a bottle of to cheer to the Happy New Year.

*makes a grumpy looking " of a short " that is meant to be of Thorn's little brother who literally beats him up over searching for pictures of miscellaneous vehicle -of choice for the day/week, while he is attempting to be Hootoo-ing.*

"Happy New year."

*They now come to a mysterious cavern enterance.*

Hello...*echos*

""
*Thorn mistakes a creature/ for his little brother...*
"Oh wait,- it's just an oddly colored , mayhap a strangely shaped piece of fruit?"

*rolls her eyes*

Should we go in?

*if you'd like (, ladies 'first').*

Very manly.
*walks into the deep dark, spooky cavern*

*follows (Close, and yet not too-closely)*

*They hear mainiacle laughter.*
Mean Voice: I'll still away Christmas,
Yes, that's what I'll do!
And all of the Whos down in Whoville will cry "Boo Who!"

", Who you?"
*says the youngish man with a sivthe (I tried to phonetically mosh around the letters a bit), and a look in his eye*

*Teleports to someplace else*
}Poof!{
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