h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

blackmailer? moi?

You said it.

But first I have to dream up something not entirely unlike w*rk. My mind is totally blank.

then you are over-qualified for our business

Oh sure! But still under-paid.

.. empty mind .. I had that earlier today whatever you do, don't drink more than 10 cups strong espresso to solve that I found that the results are .. mm .. well .. maybe not unexpected, but to a degree explosive.

No-no, no w*rk - no coffee.

Work is impossible without coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. I am terrified even by the suggestion.

Oh. She's allowed 10 cups of expresso. That's okay then.

I limit myself to one cup of espresso per day. My is 300ml though.

for the cup!

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I do wonder who would have the state of mind to stand between Hati and her

I wonder what state of mind that would be

I'll not try .. hippos have their limits

Old and wise hippos do, anyway.

Oh, and people are so allowed to stand between me and my coffee - for the moment they pour my coffee into the cup.

*makes notes*

I am quite friendly as long as there's hope for coffee, you should know that.

I remember making I have a good memory

I remember drinking coffee. And I'll drink it again tomorrow.

i have elephants memory, no less

i even distinctly remember running out of twice (no less) while having hati for a visit - simply because i forgot to stock up on in time...

It surely had nothing to do with my drinking habits.

I remember the time when I ran out of It was disaster! I could barely make it to the nearest house

I can always count on you guys cheering me up.