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Aww... Poor you.

maybe it only w*rks in a car, when the female driver doesn't have a chance

You may want to try it out.

i definately will








ps: what if she says 'yes'?

Ask her to pay in advance.

good thinking!

g'nite

Nite-nite!

yes, common practice to pay in adv..

..

aahh.. unbelievably nice weather today

well, let's not go into any sort of detail here

on the weather

Does that mean that we're back at women again?

well, i certainly am

Let me think about that one...




I think I prefer weather.

They can both be so unpredictable!

I also don't fall for the touching your elbows behind your back trick, so don't even try

what kind of trick is that? something i ought to know

yes Pierce .. you should know should have known .. could have known

ah, let me guess: it's one of those things that are supposed to be so known by all that if you ask people to explain it to you they flatly refuse to do so?

just use your imagination that .. ..

that certainly doesn't w*rk for me!! no way! I cannot imagine what, how .. who .. no .. my mind is blank, empty .. filled with images of ...

..

Yes?

i'm sorry, i'm probably too thick but "touching your elbows behind your back"

i have no problems touching my elbows behind my back (almost easier than touching them in front of my belly)

but really, what's that got to do with anything