h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh nice .. that one can be taken off at the end of the day

yes, and so much more - er - manly, wouldn't you agree?

i say you would be the toast of every party, hapi

Could we still paint it pink?

knock yourself out

oh certainly absolutely no doubt

speaking of parties, i will go out and have a bite to eat with friends tonight. quite possibly we will go to the big chinese restaurant and celebrate the chinese new year

afterwards we may go listen to a blues band that is said to be quite good

don't wait up

I'll not I'll empty the storage

chinese food was good and i was given a little tiger to hang from my windshield (we are entering the year of the tiger)

now all i need is a car

as the only one at my table (we were seven) i won the lottery: a hideous tea set with ten tiny cups. so ugly you just have to love it

i'm going to give it to my daughter for birthday - on one condition: she must promise never to give it away to others - as i fear it may one day come back to haunt me

.. such condition is not fair .. you cannot just force someone to be at the end of the gift-chain

hm, you are right - she might refuse the and i would be stuck with it

.. those issues solve themselves, given time I was pleasantly surprised with a (horrible) tie .. I got it three times, two birthdays and a house-warming .. I passed it on a fourth time and haven't seen it since

Maybe it met it's horrible yet violent end. Or someone else's.

... yes, it may have been buried with someone .. or cremated ..

it didn't make a violent impression I don't think it has strangled someone

hm, but you don't know that

I don't trust ties.

I must admit that I lost *that* tie .. but they're usually quite friendly .. tame even

i won't take any chances

I'm not afraid of ties .. that is .. depending on the type of tie of course

and depending on who puts it around your neck, i guess

ah yes I do have my preferences for that I tie myself, nobody else does