h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well.. there's several reactions .. my personal favourite is "It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it"

well spoken

i shall try to remember that

*doesn't comment*

it's raining again

Not yet, but it will surely enough.

it was raining .. parts of the morning .. so the backyard is too wet to cut hedges and trees .. so I got to w*rk

I spent the warm and sunny hours sitting the church. Now it's getting dark and gloomy. And windy, for that matter. I am doing some paperw*rk for the house.

i am on the net

oh wait, so are you...

I am a woman, I am multitasking.

I just bit my tongue, so I'll not respond to that one

ah, so you can be on the net AND bite your tongue at the same time?

if that's not multitasking i don't know what is

mm.. yes and.. mind you .. last time I looked I was not a woman

after seeing you in the sauna i'd say 'thank bob for that!'

maybe i'm just asking for too much, of course, but i prefer women with less facial hair

that's ok ..

I decided I'll not shave

make no mistake, that is quite okay with me

I don't make mistakes here I asked Hati if I should shave

that's okay then. my eyesight may not be much, but this way we should both be safe from making awkward mistakes

.. I didn't plan to do experiments with that

I'll stick to