h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

how rude!

of course she has

.. was that too personal a question?

well, you didn't ask if she was virgin

afaik that is supposed to be a personal question

Oh, I see...

ah ok, I see, yes.. well, is she a virgin?

Nope. I mean, she has children.

she may have adopted those

so what, she has children.. there's a historic precedent of a virgin with children .. and I don't mean sea urchins ..

have we stumbled on yet another new religion?

sea urchin!

mmm... I suggest to be careful with those .. prickly bunch ..

hm, yes

plus i hear they are quite tasty

and you are not supposed to eat deities

only dainties

tasty? really? I never thought of eating them .. I once spent a day getting small sharp needles out of my feet

i think they are regarded as a delicacy in some strange and far off land

oh.. well, as far as I'm concerned that can stay a strange and far off land the people in it are probably far off as well

*makes notes*

avoid far off lands

mm.. I'm not very sure that *I* can do that the rest of the year .. but .. whatever .. not a lot one can do with virgin sea urchins

unless you are an experienced sea urchin seducor, of course

don't look at me I don't know anything about that I don't know anyone who could do that

except for another sea urchin?

possibly, yes..

I don't know that many sea urchins