h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

maybe you could meet some on one of those websites i hear so much about

i mean, if there is penpals.com and russian-mail-order-brides.com why not sea-urchins.com

mm.. yes, I've heard of those .. I don't like websites that ask for credit card numbers

I like one. It's called paypal.
Anyway, I wanted to mention that on my way to far south couple days ago I saw 103 storks (in 200km). On my way back there was only 24. I guess they went to sleep by then. Ah yes, and 3 of 24 were actually cranes.

oh, storks have a hard job.. I mean .. with all this flying around and delivering ..

Yeah, don't they.

so you saw 21 storks on your way back .. surely they weren't sleeping they were delivering babies!

Scary. Apparently I was in a danger area.

... I wouldn't know about that

Well, if it's all about storks only...

yes?? then .. what?? and what if it's not about storks?

Erm. That leaves us with cabbage leaves.

ah yes the second alternative

Yes.

i am starting to having doubts about the stork theory. we hardly have any storks left here, but we have lots of babies

well, exactly as Hati mentioned .. there's the cabbages ..

we don't have that many cabbages either

maybe danish babies grow out of the leaves of sugar beets?

why ask me?

I didn't have any storks or cabbage fields around .. I had to make them all by myself .. .. that is .. I did most of the hard work of the building process ..

it's the story of my life all over again!

i w*rked on #1 the same summer holiday we rode our bicycles through most of denmark. after cycling 100 km during the day i 100 km each night

and two days after returning home the wife said 'sorry, honey, looks like you'll have to do it all over again'

this time i left out the cycling bit, though

ah yes.. I remember that ... just when you think you did a good job, you have to start all over again ..

funny thing is that at times you don't even mind doing it