h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So let them stuff Franz instead.

well.. I wasn't aware that the alternative was to stuff me

Erm... Was it?

Hapi, the stuffed hipo!?

... watch it, sunshine ...

stuffed hippo? now that's what i would call a feast

mmmmmmmmmm... one of Africa's most dangerous animals is .. the hippo

however, more people are killed by coconuts

ah .. the well known killer coconut ..

Okay, make it a hippo stuffed with coconuts.

aahhh.. now wait a minute...

waited more than a minute...

Maybe he doesn't like coconuts.

I just don't like to be stuffed with coconuts
now go away with that knife!

Well, then just nicely open your mouth.

what.. you want to put a whole coconut in .. *there* ?? oh no, I'll not even try to fit that

Use your teeth.

o! o! mango in mouth of the hippo

bite a coconut? when was the last time you saw that happening?

Well, I haven't seen such idiot yet but as the saying goes - hope dies the last.