h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

if it would be cheating then I would know that

and those things I don't know are .. well, if I don't know it then it's probably not very important

Good for you.

mm.. it lets me sleep at night

Sleep? You use really weird words today...

.. I do even stranger things

but I'll not go into any details here after all it would be boring to talk about sleeping

Stranger things should be done to strangers. They should be used to it.

*sigh* what is a stranger? who is a stranger? is a stranger stranger than strange?

I wouldn't know. Are you a stranger?

am I strange?

I'd rather say you're weird.

in that case I would be a weirder

Surely not the weirdest.

now *that* is probably true

Yes, the position is taken.

ah .. ok so there's no chance that I can succesfully apply?

Well, make your offer...

I think I'll not try