h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well.. the driving truck thing was actually a trick women could do as well .. beer cans are a lot different from that point of view

Men - the strange half of the species who think the ability to p*ss is something to be proud of

I must admit though as a mother of both a girl and a boy that it's kinda easier and less hassle with boys. However, boys seem to have those urges way more often than girls.

mm.. it's one of God's Gifts

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.

"It’s a very handy thing" God told the couple, "and I was wondering if either one of you wanted that abilty."

Adam jumped up and blurted "Oh, give that to me! I’d love to be able to do that. It seems the sort of thing a man would do. Please give me that ability. It’d be so great. When I’m working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let fly. It’d be sooo cool. I could write my name in the sand. Please, God, let it be me you give the gift to, let me stand to pee, oh please."

Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make Adam really happy, and she didn’t mind if Adam were the one to get this ability. Adam was happy, and proceeded to wash down the bark of the nearest tree, laughing with glee all the while.

"Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What’s left here?" "Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms."

Fair enough.

just some historical background ..

Good, good... And what's there for evolutionists?

well, exactly the same story of course, to have a good laugh over it .. and not to take it too seriously

The result is still all the same.

yes, of course

*makes notes*

ah good .. I knew you would

Good that I didn't let you down then.

I knew that as well

now that I think of it .. I know the most amazing things

You do?

of course I do

Ah good, and what makes you think so?

oh, it's just one of those things I know

That sounds almost like cheating.

But there's also a lot of things you don't know.