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Post 241

Hapi - Hippo #5

smiley - whistle well.. the driving truck thing was actually a trick women could do as well .. beer cans are a lot different from that point of view


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Post 242

Hati

smiley - rolleyes


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Post 243

Malabarista - now with added pony

Men - the strange half of the species who think the ability to p*ss is something to be proud of smiley - laugh


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Post 244

Hati

I must admit though as a mother of both a girl and a boy that it's kinda easier and less hassle with boys. However, boys seem to have those urges way more often than girls.


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Post 245

Hapi - Hippo #5

mm.. it's one of God's Gifts

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.

"It’s a very handy thing" God told the couple, "and I was wondering if either one of you wanted that abilty."

Adam jumped up and blurted "Oh, give that to me! I’d love to be able to do that. It seems the sort of thing a man would do. Please give me that ability. It’d be so great. When I’m working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let fly. It’d be sooo cool. I could write my name in the sand. Please, God, let it be me you give the gift to, let me stand to pee, oh please."

Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make Adam really happy, and she didn’t mind if Adam were the one to get this ability. Adam was happy, and proceeded to wash down the bark of the nearest tree, laughing with glee all the while.

"Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What’s left here?" "Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms."


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Post 246

Hati

Fair enough. smiley - zen


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Post 247

Hapi - Hippo #5

smiley - biggrin just some historical background ..


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Post 248

Hati

Good, good... And what's there for evolutionists?


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Post 249

Hapi - Hippo #5

smiley - biggrin well, exactly the same story of course, to have a good laugh over it .. and not to take it too seriously smiley - biggrin


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Post 250

Hati

The result is still all the same.


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Post 251

Hapi - Hippo #5

smiley - biggrin yes, of course


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Post 252

Hati

*makes notes*


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Post 253

Hapi - Hippo #5

smiley - biggrin ah good .. I knew you would smiley - biggrin


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Post 254

Hati

smiley - laugh Good that I didn't let you down then. smiley - tongueout


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Post 255

Hapi - Hippo #5

smiley - rofl I knew that as well smiley - rofl

now that I think of it .. I know the most amazing things smiley - biggrin


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Post 256

Hati

You do? smiley - whistle


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Post 257

Hapi - Hippo #5

smiley - zen of course I do smiley - biggrin


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Post 258

Hati

Ah good, and what makes you think so?


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Post 259

Hapi - Hippo #5

smiley - rofl oh, it's just one of those things I know smiley - rofl


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Post 260

Hati

That sounds almost like cheating.

But there's also a lot of things you don't know. smiley - tongueout


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