h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.. it's the roadsigns

Ah! I see... No, I don't. I hardly ever see road signs.

good.. the'll only get you somewhere else

Probably. But they say it's always better somewhere else.

mm.. that's what everyone says .. just that fact alone should make you think

Thinking may hurt.

oh, not me .. I'm immune

Yeah, but you just kinda hinted that *I* should think.

oh yes, I frequently do that it never did hurt me

besides .. I happen to know that you can ..

well, maybe I'll go into some more detail another day

I can moan, groan, whine and complain. I am very skilled at that.

the groans are especially good

would a help any?

Yes, always helps, no matter what.

Unless the problem is that you really, really have to go to the loo and can't find one

... drink coffee, use mug ..

Men!

aahh.. yess?? what's wrong with "men" ??

or what's wrong with the idea in general? well, if you remember that it's *not* coffee in the mug ..

Just easier to put into practice for men, is all

Once when I was on my way home from Roskilde festival and the train was full, I mean FULL, there was no chance to get anywhere near the toilet, the guys drinking used that solution. We were all stuck in the tambour or how you call it... Eventually the place was quite smelly. And some people have the guys weird looks when they dropped the full cans under the train when the next station eventually came.

mm..no, I actually didn't try that .. worst thing I did was p from a driving truck (I didn't drive, no) ..

Men indeed.