h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.. but I always come back, don't I?

Eventually, sooner or later.

see? Chris Columbus didn't need any directions, neither do I

And he did get back as well

Only native americans were not really satisfied with the outcome.

oh, I suppose there are a lot of others doubting the success of the final outcome but that's not the point

What's the point?

not getting lost .. or not admitting it anyway

Mind you, you can never ask for directions if you don't admit getting lost. Ah yes, you don't need those..

mmm.. I can ask for guidelines.. or for new ideas every once in a while

New ideas for not getting lost? Interesting concept...

well, I keep searching for new places to get lost in .. on .. around .. mm.. well..

*reads twice*

... mm ...

May be interpreted in few interesting ways.

yes, that's what I did as well

time for the public to think

and another week in which I didn't get lost what a remarkable success

No, you are just in a wrong place which seems to be a right place or I don't know either.

mm.. that depends on the reference yes, I could be in the wrong place of course ..