h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I only have wishlist.

did you sent it to SantaClause? He's here at the moment, I can give it to him

No, I didn't. And I won't. He may disappoint me, you know.

he won't he told me so

Give over. He definitely will not bring me a new head.

mmm..... welllllllllll..... that could be hard to do. Is there anything wrong with the head you have now?

Yes, quite some things. Mostly it's just not functioning.

ah.. would you like it to function?

Yep, would come in handy. And I desperately need new bright ideas.

don't panic! ... I mean

Why shouldn't I do that one thing I am really good at?
Well, I am of course also very skilled at doing nothing but sometimes that isn't an option. In fact I am quite good at panning as well but that's a skill I don't like to use. Do you think actually plans his routes and all? I mean, he is a busy man and all... Geez, tomorrow is the first advent already.

plans all his routes .. and there's no reason to panic because Xmas is coming up again

Yeah, sure. I should get writing postcards...

oh.. good that you remind me.. I'll have to gather addresses

That's when making notes comes in handy.

now you tell me!!

No, I've told you before.
The next step would be *finding* the notes.

and translate them? into English? or .. hmm .. ah well.. there's still some time

Addresses really doesn't change that much, no matter the language.

ah, yes.. so ..

* sigh *

decides to dig out address lists ... after this week