h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ah, yes, i am suddenly reminded that we didn't only leave empty bottles in your house

Does it hurt?

nah, just makes me a bit nostalgic

I still haven't found any excuse for drinking .

good. good. i think you need many excuses

but don't worry, i may come by and help you one fine day

goes down very well with xmas-food, you know

on a hot july night in particular

Ah really? It didn't in August.

well, august is not july

and did you even try?

Nope, I didn't. I had other things... to do.. err, drink, I mean.

other bottles to empty?

Yes, yes, exactly!

i sold my collection the other day and felt quite rich for a few moments

We are still discussing a training program here.

a training program?

Mmmyes, for empty bottles and cans but also for firewood and whatelse is in the shed.

ah, good. for a moment i was afraid you wanted hapi and me trained to carry away all the empty bottles

No. But Mme F said that she'll come over and help me to train the firewood first. I don't know if she has any good idea though, maybe we should carry it in and put in front of tv and show it Discovery Channel.

remember to turn it off if they show anything about those huge forest fires

Ah yes, they may get a wrong idea. Well, a right one, but the one they should not be aware of.

Indeed...

However, there's a stove in the living room, so even that may give wrong ideas. Maybe I should cover it with something...