h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

no.. no need to cover the stove; stoves don't breed.

busses do

should we really trust a dutch hippo on this?

.. even Dutch hippos breed

*makes notes*

*about stoves*

oh, by the way.. I've glanced over the programs for Discovery, national geographic and animal planet .. nothing on breeding bottles, firewood, stoves or even hippos

How disappointing!

really? oh, I wasn't surprised

Yeah, sure - all they have is fast cars and weird machines and occasional natural disasters. Mens stuff.

yes.. good eh?

men's stuff i doubt it

if it were there would be far more about mating...er...hippos? dinos?

Werewolves?

of course .. mating werewolves, hippos..

That wouldn't be Discovery Channel.

phew, that's a relief

But I have seen pirates on Discovery Channel.

they're even making a movie about them!

well, you won't see me mating on discovery channel

that is...

where the is that film gone?

.. I wonder what title they'll give to it