h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Neither did he, I guess.

maybe he actually did have fun?

not like the fun we prefer, but who are we to pass sentence?

Yeah, all the perverts do what they do purely for fun.

do I ?? ... .. I mean .. do they??

Don't you?

how much fun is it to be a perv, i wonder?

local police caught a flasher who ran around naked for hours in the middle of a winter night. he was taken seriously ill with pneumonia

i was just texted by a friend of mine, who was heartbroken, by the way. he had just experienced the total rejection: he was masturbating - and his hand fell asleep...

.. I mean of course.. sad love stories are never fun

this one is ..

i met him later yesterday. from the looks of him i gathered his hand woke up again

I just got a very luring.. proposal. Now the question is whether it is Oslo, Copenhagen or Gothenburg.

Brussels ? New York ?

Dream on.

ok .. I will

Though I think there are better places to dream about than Brussels or New York.

There are places I remember all my life,
Though some have changed
Some forever, not for better
Some have gone and some remain.

Funny that you quoted it.

I like to return.

one thing at the time

Never.