h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, thanks for the food. Yum yum

Fair do's, now, my fancy dress has to remain secret.

Think, biblical;dance;head;

You went dressed as a piece of ...... salami

Nearly time for you afternoon

Speak later!

Yes. Nobody else knew who I was either

... and a very good morning to you!

Did you do the dance of the 7 veils?

Not to the best of my knowledge......

And a very good morning to you !!

Hey, as long as you enjoyed yourself!

Have a good day - gotta go

Morning!

Here's a steaming hot - just what you need on a freezing cold morning like this

The other half has taken our poor little out for her walk - she has no hat, no coat & no boots, but HE's completely wrapped up - poor little mite will get frozen, but I'm ready to give her a rub down with a towel when she gets in (might even warm some milk for her)

I'm cold even indoors with the fire on - would be an understatement

Lovely. Very generous with the !!

Desperately cold here. Boiler's broken down and I'm typing in mittens.

Boys cycled to school, both wearing their Sherpa hats.

Your poor . Men can be thoughtless. on their way

no heating! I'm glad I don't have central heating - heard too many tales of it breaking down & my mother had a terrible time with it a few years back. I rely on a couple of gas fires & an electric heater near the bathroom that turns on if the temp drops below a certain temperature. However, thank goodness for double glazing

Have you got a hot water bottle to hand? I find it's brilliant to warm up with (& comforting - aaah)

I take it you are at home? Or is this company policy to freeze the staff & expect them to work?

I threw on the

No work today. Gas man's here ! He looks a bit , but his credentials are all ok. Honestly, they turn up in any old vehicle.

You are so wise not to have central heating. It can bring nothing but misery.

I hope mum's recovered from her experiences.

Saw your jokes

soon

Everything now? Getting warm & gradually shedding all those thick jumpers & socks?

Or has it turned into a real nightmare?

Oh yes, it happened after my father went into a nursing home & mum knew nothing about the heating (or anything!). But after about 6 months, after a succession of different engineers , the fault was discovered & fixed

Jokes? Me? - ah, on the word thread perchance - you picked it up!

Believe it or not I have just eaten + sausage + pickles, followed by a banananananananananana - can never work out how many ana's there are

Aside: ahem, AHEM! (just waiting for a - the other half is reading a book with the dog asleep on his lap. Sigh: suppose I'll have to put the kettle on - isn't life hard? )

Speak later - have you ever been to the Cross Purposes Pub? Go & have a look: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A429310
Make sure you read at least a few of the previous pages though!

Did you finish that brandy ? Here's a whiskey and a flask

Two ns in banana. Joker. Yes, you.

Thanks for the new site. Will look later.

Have a good day

Started reading. Very good !!

for the flasks, etc., they'll definitely keep me going all evening!

When you get to it at the Cross Purposes Bar: I have a problem
I have no idea of how to get rid of the s, so if you have (but read what they've been made from!) either "chip" in & dispose of them in about a day - you'd be everyone's heroine I reckon - all their drink is disappearing (or let me know!) - just to keep you busy

I've just been thinking (yes, I know it doesn't happen very often!), but they obviously wouldn't like so they could be hosed down - like putting out a fire? I'd back you up!

Let me know. This site is crazy, but hey fun

Hang fire on that idea - for now

Everything back to normal?

I've been ill today - tried some onions last night just to see if they still have the same result - they did

Going to eat a little porridge now.

Have a good evening

I'm not ready

I haven't read them all

I'm still lurking

Reprieved !


All normal for me thank you


Onions ? Green, fried, pickled, little silverskin ones...Poor you

Here, I'll you for a little while

More porridge ? brandy ? Better now huh ?

Hi

Garlic & anything of the onion family I'm afraid - I used to have a cast iron stomach when I was younger

I managed most of the porridge, but no more thanks, am just having my 2nd normal , but feeling really fragile. On top of that I've pulled a muscle in my hip & my sugar levels are all over the place

It's my own fault for letting out those s

I'm keeping out of the way for now &,like you, lurking - just in case they solve it themselves Otherwise, when you're ready & if you want to, we'll do Plan A

Thanks for being a for me - really appreciate it. I'll just look around a bit & then go to bed again!

I'm a garlic fanatic. Oops,sorry, I did ask you to stand back.

Hip ? Have you been dancing on the QT ???!!!

Have a good sleep, sweet dreams, rest those joints