h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Only 400Mhz...

Er- Woohoo!

OK then. You come back with a vengeance...

I think it's nick. You do that! See if anyone you know can think of anything impossible!

Heh heh...

I said I don't mind it.
I think what I was trying to say is that it's something that I don't really see as being something to like or not. I just see it as being something that either I don't mind or something I do mind. And I don't mind it.

Well, I eventually managed to get up early, so I've now downloaded both your laughs and Flashback. I've also deleted your laughs...

Oh yes...
OK then. I'll think of some way to get round that then... I hope...

¦M¦

Yes! Seriously, that is slow... however intimidating that may seem.

Aw heck. She changed the termology!

I shall indeed! Just watch me!

Very well, I'll ask them next time I see someone.

Proud of it, eh?

Ah. Right. OK then...
I think it's great I've finally found someone I can fully relate to, if you get my meaning.

You've got Flashback now? Excellent! Have you managed to move it over to your computer?

OK.
My machine (not this one) runs at 66MHz.

Heh heh heh!

OK.
*settles down to watch*

Excellent!

Errmmm... well... I've never really thought about it...

You can fully relate to me? Wow! First time someone's been able to fully relate to me!
Now all I need to figure out is exactly what people mean when they say "relate to someone". I've only ever had a sort of vague idea...

Well, I've got it on two floppies, but I'm waiting a bit until I've seen a few people, so I can say I got it off them...

again!

¦M¦

Aah... *look of understanding and sympathy.*
Hmmm... I wonder... I'm not sure how this sort of thing works, but it might be possible to send you my current 400MHz processor when I upgrade to a new one, soon. I don't know if the motherboards will be compatible, however...

Hmm... I will have my revenge. Like in the topic below.

Eh, hang on a bit! It takes a while to work out retribution, don't you know. Oh yes! I've got to plan everything out first!

And then I'll add: 'This puzzle brought to you by Ming Mang.'

Heheh, you should be proud that you can at least navigate your room to some extent!

Well, I suppose it means that I can fully understand you and you can fully understand me. A curious concept I know (), but it's true!

LOL! Can't say you got it off the Internet then?

Bwuahahahah!!

Ermmm... I'll speak to my dad about it.

OK.
*settles down to watch*

OK. Let me know when you're done then!

LOL!

I know where everything is and therefore how to walk across any mess without breaking anything! But having cleared a path I don't need to walk across mess...

In which case... I think I fully relate to you as well.

*sigh* No. Dad will kill me...

*cowers*

¦M¦

Cool! Do tell me what he thinks.

Are we just one step after the below topic?

Oh, you'll find out, no worries!

Well, I can't just do this without crediting you.

Yes, you should be proud of all the shovelling you undoubtedly had to do to make that path.

Excellent! You're the first person I know who can, actually.

Well, go and see someone quickly, then!

What good will that do?

OK, I will.

Yep!

OK then.
*continues waiting*
*wonders if waiting is wise (no! That's Morecambe! )*

Why not? Hmm? Why not?

LOL! Yes! And my mum still doens't believe my room is tidy!

Wow! And if you can always understand me, you're the first person I've found as well.

I'll try!

Errr... it makes me feel like I'm doing something!

¦M¦

Hope it's good news!

Heheh, not now!
Ah-hah! Foiled you! You thought it was, but it had changed! Revenge is mine!!

Classic comedy!
You'll still have to wait though.

Because I like you too much to cheat you out of a quiz.

You'll have to give her a guided tour. 'And here we have the Junk Canyon, providing easy access from bedroom door to both bed and desk.'

Woohoo! What would we be like without h2g2 to bring people together like this?

Go on! Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Oh, right, OK then. As long as you're happy.

Me too.

Oh dammit...

Woohoo! Someone else who likes them!
OK.

Oh, OK.

LOL!! She'll still want it tidier though...

Deprived!

I'm a-hurrying, I'm a-hurrying...! (slowly )

Who said anything about happy?

¦M¦

I beat you at last!

I really like that sort of comedy. M&W and the Two Ronnies! Ah, classics!

I mean, I wasn't really going to steal your idea and not credit you!

Just shove everything into a cupboard or wardrobe. Works for me.

Indeed! I wouldn't have some of the great friendships I now have without h2g2's existence.

*Notices what she means by hurrying.*
Hurry faster!

Well, I assumed you were happy if you were doing something...

Hee hee! Well done!

Absolutely! What do you think of Monty Python then?

You're not stealing it! I'm telling you to use it! (Well, I did, I'm not at the moment, I'm saying you're not stealing my idea... )

*grins* My wardrobe is already about a quarter-full...

That's right! And there'D be slightly less idiocy in the world!

Well, Thursday now seems immanent to see people.

Possibly happier than being utterly miserable...

¦M¦

Why thankyou. I'm dead chuffed with myself!

I haven't actually seen much of that, but what I saw I liked.

Oh, well, alright then.
As long as I have your co-operation on the matter.

That leaves you three quarters to fill then.

Hmm... It's true that h2g2 is unifying various countries.

Oh, that won't do! Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Well, maybe, only maybe.

Good, good!

Excellent. Yes, you do have my co-operation.

LOL... yes it does. But I'd quite like to have some room in there for some shirts... and *sigh* things like dresses that my mum insists I have for posh things...

Yes it is. And probably breaking down stereotypes and stuff... and just generally being a brilliant site...


I am hurrying, watch me go... *snail overtakes her*
That snail was on speeding Ferrari!!

It is a possibility.

¦M¦

Aye, chuffed, I be! Anyway...

Ah, excellent! You've put my mind at ease.

Oh, I don't have any posh things. The closest I get to those is my old school uniform, but I won't be needing that! I rented by suit for the prom, for example...

It certainly has done a lot of things. Although the Internet as a whole seems to be doing it, I think h2g2 has focused it.

With four square tyres.

Well, never forget that anything is possible.

Good, good!

Excellent!

*sigh* Admittedly the only thing that is really posh in there is a plain brown dress (last time I remember looking properly), everything else is just dresses my mum thinks I'd look good in... *sighs again*

Yes, I think so too.

Hey!
Four pentagonal tyres actually...

Exactly!!!

¦M¦

You know, it's just an inkling I've got, but this topic may have closed.

Any other ideas I can stea- uh, have with your permission?

Hmm... I'm sure that if my mum had a daughter she'd be like that too. It must be something mums just do...

Woohoo! It's what DNA would have wanted.

Impossible! Is wasn't going /that/ fast!

... just not very probable.

? You??

Strange, I was thinking much the same thing...

Erm... errmmm... can't think of any. At the moment.

Well... she doesn't seem to do it with my sisters... Which is annoying.

Yes, I agree with that too!
And h2g2 is very good at it too.

Hey!

*grins* I know that's my motto too, but I still think that part of it is wrong...

¦M¦

Eh? Oh, you think represents me? No, that's me teleporting.
This is me:

Well, well, well. I'll admit that it doesn't take like-minded people to work this one out.

Well, I'll wait patiently then.

Harrumpf! That's a bit evil!

Indeed! You know there are some doomsayers going around h2g2 saying that the community's gone bad. What do they know, eh?

Still not going fast enough!

Why is that last bit wrong??

No, I was expressing surprise that you'd connect yourself with magic...

It is rather obvious isn't it!?

OK, but don't expect anything to come of it!

Yes, that's what I think.

What?? What's wrong with it? Strange. Very strange.

Hm!

Actually, I just figured out the argument to that argument, and I think that what I was going to say is wrong. I just need to think the argument to it through a bit more though...

¦M¦

Oh, I spent a number of years learing magic! You might have gathered that from Ask Prof.

I suppose so. Still, we seem to have been proven wrong, what?

Well, I'll wait anyway. Not much else to do.

*Tries to think up arguments for her.*

Oh, you don't want to know. You might have heard of this LeKZ person (people?) being banned from h2g2. People say the Italics have gone currupt, but it's a load of nonsense!

Come on, come on. I don't have all day, you know!

Oh, right. Tell me when you're done.