h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok...still laughing...i'm not really perverted but i think my sense of humour is at times.

let me start by saying that i don't really watch films much...nor porn!!...occasionally the advertising for a film will get my attention and i'll go and watch. I could probably count on my hands the amount of films i have seen that i think are great.The last one being ...don't laugh..Titanic...i think.

Music i love...wide taste too, i have a big collection in SA. Funnily enough i was talking about this earlier this evening...and i acnnot remember the last time i ever did!!
Eqaully coincidental is the fact that as i started writing this answer the radio started playing sex pistols...must be for you!!.
I enjoy most things as i say but i have to be honest and say that if there is anything that i am not into it is that really heavy heavy screechy screechy head banging 'rock' or whatever they call it.

Could not even begin to start writing a list of artists,,,and certainly could not finish it.
And you...what are you into?

what were you doing on the floor then?...lol

or was that just your lower jaw...lmao

did you say snap......lol

The shock to my innocent self made me faint clean away.....lmao

Was seriously tempted to reply with "Oh god, hope you didn't see my first film...didn't capture my good side at all..."

What am I into........did I really think that out loud

If I had to do an artist list it would be endless too, like all sorts really but obviously the punky stuff is my favourite but then I've really mellow stuff like Enya in my collection and I love reggae. On the whole though, so long as it doesn't offend my ears (ear splitting screaming growling heavy metal) I don't mind it

Films, I love horror (although I can't watch them on my own lol) but I'm not into War films/Kung Fu films (although Enter The Dragon is a classic) and I love muscials and John Wayne films... Saw Titanic and admit I cried buckets, was much better than I expected. Have lots of Walt Disney films here too.



I'm still sat here laughing at that post....very quick that was, I take my hat off to you....

xxElsaxx

What a coincidence....as I started writing THIS msg...an advert for Channel X came on....must be for you!!! rotflmaopmp

I've got the most awful sense of humour...perverted and disgusting so I'm told...Thats one of the reasons my sis took me out Thursday night, she'd been describing me to one of their friends and he didn't believe what she'd told him......think he's changed his mind though now....lol

Did I say snap??...ooops, must've got myself confused with a card playing thread on here...

xxElsaxx

only your hat???

Sounds like a great sense of humour to me!!...i'll bet it's not as wicked as mine...

Snap...maybe it was the sound of those cuffs clamping down on this inocent boy....tut tut tut

Hats all I'm wearing....or was wearing lol

Perhaps I'm a part time policewoman......now you're in I'll have to take down your particulars....lmao

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xxElsaxx

My particulars definitely need coming down...lol
Its getting painful...

games hey?...fair to say i'm up for that...lol

LMAO...things a little "strained" at the moment eh??


oooooh games, games, games...........I spy with my little eye, something beginning with F....

xxElsaxx

You can 'wah'...lol...you've no idea...the underside of my desk is getting worried even...lmao

F....hmmm...i been seeing that for a while now... with one e....nah ...can't say that,,,lol

sad sad sad...what have i come to (little rl tantrum there)

Must be a nightmare trying to type with the desk on a 45degree angle....lmao

Now, now....careful with that tantrum, if you start hitting the desk that could be classed as "spousal abuse".......rotflmao...shit...got tears and everything now!!!

God I'd love to see your face at the moment...


psssttt...what F were you thinking of?? I was going for foot

xxElsaxx

I can just see it now:


"I No Name Traveller.....take thee Ikea Self Assembly Computer Desk"




xxElsaxx

What...45 degrees...try 60 sweetie....lol

as long as your bloody happy....lol...yeah i got tears too...

Right at this moment i wouldn't mind you seeing my face either......you'd be in trouble...kinda....lol

Foot...handcuffs....god you're really kinky aintcha!!!!

your're lucky the screen is dipping below the edge of the table and i can't see that last comment!!

60!!....you're either boasting or a contortionist!! lol

Me in trouble.....can't think why...it's not like I've been poking fun at you.....


unlike you at the desk

LMAO!!!!!!

Not kinky .....failed me Dominatrix exam miserably.....was wearing the whips out too quick

xxElsaxx

"throws confetti and rice..."


Good job you can't see this either then isn't it....lol

xxElsaxx

Boasting...lol...must stop taking this acid stuff...

You got that wrong...it's me poking fun at you....( brains failing me at this critical stage)

well...it would be if you could see my face...

jeez...gotta stop this...the tables pissed...your gonna die of laughter just now... and i'm on a hiding to nothing...broken whips or not.

I tell you one thing ..if i ever do come to a meet i ain't ever admitting to who i am.....lol

As it happens i am gonna disapear shortly, need some sleep....it's been fun