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Nonametraveller Posted Jul 31, 2003
I guess i will play it all by ear...which i know is a little non-committal, but that is how i see it for now. another thing i have to consider is that my mum is due to have some tests for her health which may not be too clever...we'll see.
what is a serious relationship...lol...so come on what did they all look like?...lol
Me...nah....no particular type...just a horny bastard.....lmao...ok...tell me what you look like first...height, size,looks etc...
hmm..i think that my eye is not as bad as it was when i got up....hopefully that trend continues
Hiya 80)
..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 Posted Jul 31, 2003
Well the first was when I was 20, we got engaged, the second was the boys dad and the third was the "fling" I had earlier this year....not REALLY serious, but I got more attached than I should have done lol...anyway, they were all 5ft9/10, dark haired, nice eyes (one had blue, one had chocolate brown, one had greeney/blue), moustache and goatees...medium build........didn't actually realise this till you asked that question....I've freaked myself out a tad here lol 
Me??....5ft 2, 22stone, colostomy bag, prosthetic leg, 2 eyes, me own teeth (well, they will be when I've paid for them), hair depends which wig I'm wearing...and my st.st.st.st.st.st.st.st.st.stutter isn't as pronounced as it used to be.........
xxElsaxx
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Nonametraveller Posted Jul 31, 2003
That makes the story of you 'cramping' up when you were on top even funnier.....poor bloke was he ok?....you better get an engineering firm in for the hoist jobbie....lolkn kn kn kn kn kn kn ooooooow wh wh wh wh aaaaaaaaat iiiiiiii me mee mean.....lmao...nice ,,,took a while to stop laughing there
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..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 Posted Jul 31, 2003
He was bloody fine!!!....I'm giving it "Oooh ooooh ooooh ooooh"....dumb pratt thought I was in the throes of ecstasy..lay there feeling like a stuuuuuuud, all smug like, waiting for me to go into an orgasm induced rendition of Madame Butterfly.....when I gave it "I'm stuck"....he panicked....he didn't think I was on about me hips at first.....sure visions of firemen and A&E ran through his mind...rotflmao
xxElsaxx
Hiya 80)
Nonametraveller Posted Jul 31, 2003
lmao....so he removed the prosthetic to extricate himself...lol
Hiya 80)
..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 Posted Jul 31, 2003
If I'd have had a prosthetic I'd have removed it myself and started beating him round the head for not realising sooner!!! lmao
ok, now you're laughing....5ft 7, size 12/14 (average size I guess), white mohican and piercings (you know this lol), 2 tattoos (on back), hazel eyes. Saggy boobs, but I don't mind them...they hang just right and cover the stretchmarks on my stomach nicely......lol
xxElsaxx
Hiya 80)
Nonametraveller Posted Jul 31, 2003
lmao...i love your humour
ooohh....me desk just took a whack....lol
Hiya 80)
..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 Posted Jul 31, 2003
So do I!!.....lmaopmp....tee hee...."theatrical sigh" I try to bring a little humour into peoples lives....it's hard...but I manage somehow.....lol 
You wanna be careful....you'll end up with splinters....and I sooooo wouldn't wanna be you trying to explain THAT down A&E!!! lmao
xxElsaxx
Hiya 80)
Nonametraveller Posted Jul 31, 2003
Hah!!! well ahead of that little dilemma....stuck a little blow up pillow down there.
lmao...its definitely hard but you are managing!!
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..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 Posted Jul 31, 2003
pssssst hunni, blow up pillows don't come in packs of 3 usually.....but nice to see you're taking precautions......LMAO
Yeah, but then you reach a point and it all goes flat again....lol
xxElsaxx
Hiya 80)
Nonametraveller Posted Jul 31, 2003
precocious indeed but always precautious..
which flat bit after what point are you on about ?
Hiya 80)
..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 Posted Jul 31, 2003
the bit after you've done the rendition of Madame Butterfly.....most peoples voices go flat after that.....lol
I got to go.....tea time for the boys and then bath, video and bed....
Catch u laters if you're around. Been fun as usual
xxElsaxx
Hiya 80)
Nonametraveller Posted Jul 31, 2003
Always
PS...what when I"VE done the madam butterfly bit??
Hiya 80)
..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 Posted Jul 31, 2003
Erm...I don't know....do you do Madame Butterfly???.....and you know if you answer yes I'm NEVER gonna take you seriously again......lmao
GoNe
xxElsaxx
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Nonametraveller Posted Jul 31, 2003
Course not!!!....
Well....not unless i know someone really really well.....and it is very very late...and i am totally and utterly tuned on somnething or another!!
ITs ok though...i don't know the words
Hiya 80)
..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 Posted Jul 31, 2003
Thought I'd start getting you acclimatized for the winter......
Hows the eye feel now??
xxElsaxx
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Nonametraveller Posted Jul 31, 2003
Hey E
How was the evening?
I'm hoping it is going to warm up over the weekend...apparently it will be up to 28 degrees again.
But like i said...you're a real sweetie aintcha
I think it is marginally better...not sure...i don't think it is any worse. I shall probably head off to bed fairly soon and hopefully a goodnights sleep will help.
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..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 Posted Jul 31, 2003
Boys couldn't agree on whether to watch Thomas or Monsters Inc....so we ended up watching both lol......just answered a few emails...nowt exciting really
Hows yours been?
See how it is in the morning then eh..
I can't help it....I'm just typical of the nursery rhyme, I'm pure sugar n spice n all nice..... lol
xxElsaxx
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..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 Posted Jul 31, 2003
that should've been "sugar n spice n all things nice..." sorry, it's these damn teeth....they're new....breaking them in for next doors cat....just embarassing when I start licking me ass in pulic......
xxElsaxx
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