h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As soon as I get the time I will be...

I just haven't had as much time here as usual lately...Hence the delay in replying to this...

Unfortunately, I'm going to be away in another part of he country, otherwise I'd be there. Aah well, maybe next year.

- Njan.

how about the virtual party?

Possibly. We'll see.

we shall *walks away hooting*

Njan, are you now in league with Joanna.

Yes, I asked if there was a prince of darkness (logically, if there's a princess, there should be a prince) and she said know... so I applied for the job.

- Njan.

Must be nice, suddenly becoming royalty and all...

Royalty.... yes, that's a point, I didn't think of it as being royalty...This means I finally have a valid excuse to get people to bow when they see me me, and call me "Your Highness, your highness". Your highness, your highness. Your highness, your highness.

<please ignore "Your highness, your highness" bit if you have never watched Blackadder. Thankyou. Please come again.

- Njan.

Well Njan since me and Eomando have known Joanna real well since before her enoblement we don't bow to her so your chances are slim to non-existant.

i don't know, some people will bow to anything in a fancy hat

D'oh... aah well.. there go my chances...

They will? Hmm...... i think I have a cunning plan ... involving a hat... *scuttles off*

it always helps if you offer food too of course, not that i'm hinting in any way I'd offer some myself but all i have is these free Ikea pencils

No not even I would bow to anyone for food.

Free Ikea pencils? where?

you wouldn't? Damn and blast...

here *throws one in the direction of Njan but misses and smashes the window* oops, do you want me to pay for that? do you think it was wrong of me to take so many/ *glances at large heep of pencils* they WERE free

Ikea ireckon, shame there is none around here.

Urm... I don't think it's my window actually. The best course of action would probably be to... uh... run. *grabs pencils*

No, we don't have any Ikeas, either.

In that case it wasn't unfair to take so many, just share them out and be careful of windows.

*hands pencils out* certainly, you know Ikeas not really very near, it's just for the fun of driving all the way home hoping the wardrobe won't fall off the roof.