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In't it grand?

Post 301

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

...and ended up falling on the pots...


In't it grand?

Post 302

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

covering the floor with their content


In't it grand?

Post 303

Ming Mang

...and creating even more mess...

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In't it grand?

Post 304

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

enfuriating the owner even more


In't it grand?

Post 305

Ming Mang

...causing him to stomp round the kitchen in a rage, not caring what he trod on or how much worse he made the mess...

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In't it grand?

Post 306

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

...and slipped over...


In't it grand?

Post 307

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

...knocking himself unconcious so he lay sprawled across the floor


In't it grand?

Post 308

Ming Mang

...killing many of the pots that had survived the story thus far...

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In't it grand?

Post 309

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

In a delerious haze he awoke and walked out the house in only his dressing gown


In't it grand?

Post 310

Ming Mang

...covered in the yogurty gore of dead pots...

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In't it grand?

Post 311

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

after being gone for several hours and being stared at by bemused passers by, he returned carrying a bag full of yoghurt pots, the shopman assuming him to being mad had simply given them him not wanting to cause a scene when the opening had blown open and the owner was discovered to be wearing no shorts


In't it grand?

Post 312

Ming Mang

...when he got back home, after much wondering, he collapsed on the kitchen, having slipped on more yogurty gore, and knocked himself out, thus releasing the new pots fresh from the cool shelves of a shop into the kitchen...

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In't it grand?

Post 313

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

where they were immediately frightened by the sight that lay before them


In't it grand?

Post 314

Ming Mang

...and they instinctively scuttled under the fridge...

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In't it grand?

Post 315

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

...where they could set up a therapy clinic...


In't it grand?

Post 316

Ming Mang

...for any pot who decided they needed one. However, none of the other pots knew what a therapy clinic was, so...

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In't it grand?

Post 317

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

they meerly curdled


In't it grand?

Post 318

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

...and made funny glooping noises whilst turning green...


In't it grand?

Post 319

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

so they scared the pots who hadn't run under the fridge


In't it grand?

Post 320

Ming Mang

...into running under the cooker...

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