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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Aug 30, 2001
who was distracted by the moving hat
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Ming Mang Posted Aug 30, 2001
...so much that it failed to realise, for some time, that the cat had pulled it's MOP part off it's handle, rendering it useless as a MOP OF TERROR, as...
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Aug 31, 2001
it became merely a stick
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 31, 2001
However, the STICK OF TERROR wasn't finished yet...
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Aug 31, 2001
and fell knocking the cat unconcious
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Ming Mang Posted Aug 31, 2001
...then, as it was feeling incredibly annoyed, it rolled about and threw all the pots around as much as it possibly could...
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Aug 31, 2001
so splattered remains lay all over the kitchen, annoying the owner who had just walked in greatly
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 31, 2001
...especially as the MOP OF TERROR was no longer a mop but a stick, stopping them up from tidying up...
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Aug 31, 2001
without using the terrifying tea towel
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Ming Mang Posted Aug 31, 2001
..., lit it and wrapped it around the pots and the STICK OF TERROR, in an attempt to eliminate them all...
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Aug 31, 2001
but in lighting them he set off the fire extinguishing system and alarms in his modern block of flats
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Ming Mang Posted Sep 1, 2001
...whcih called the firefighters, who rushed over and got there before the fire had got very far, then put it out. They apologised to the owner for all the water, then left. Unfortunately, some of the pots had been drowned...
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Sep 2, 2001
...which ment that the other pots had to call the police. Sgt Y. Pot soon arrived...
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Ming Mang Posted Sep 2, 2001
...and promptly called an ambulance to take away the drowned pots. The ambulance soon arrived...
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Sep 2, 2001
but on arrival some of the men slipped over in the water
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Sep 2, 2001
...and also managed to drown. The Sergeant then rang for *another* ambulance...
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Ming Mang Posted Sep 4, 2001
...but there was only one other ambulance, and that was currently sorting out a horrendous accident involving several pots, a toaster, and a fork. The Sergeant instead called for back-up...
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Sep 5, 2001
and a huge computer disk fell from the ceiling flattening him
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