h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Honestly, you Americans, having to do everything differently. First you want different Time Zones, and now it's a
different date for Mother's Day!

E, what did you get your mum? I got mine a cook book. That's always a winner. And it only cost £2:99, but don't
tell her that.

Fortunately, I spent the weekend away from my mother, but now I'm back and she's at it again. No gifts for her.

I got mine a CD...£12.95...but don't tell her that...she'd go spare...

I've returned from a long abscence....

HELLO

HI!!!

Good evening

I've got a sore head - need aspirin.

Aww...diddums...

*hands over some virtual asprin...* I made it so that all hangovers (not, of course, that it'll have been a hangover...) are instantly cured whenever someone goes to my homepage... It saves me all the trouble of going through hangovers...I just log onto h2g2...

*takes the aspirin but doesn't feel much better - maybe a visit to E's homepage is in order*

Thanks.

How are you? Long time no see/hear/read or whatever.

And don't patronise me with that "awww...diddums" routine. *headache has put me in a sour mood*

Hi I hope you don't mind me butting in too much but when one does hear one's name being taken in vain it's only right to put up a defence. I am becoming famous for stalking, But I didn't, just followed a couple of people around for a few weeks while I was bored.

And I didn't follow E here this time it was a chance meeting in a new user forum instead

Anyway E's been trying to revise but now it's holidays so she's back online.I think it's something like that

Hope the mood improves and the headache clears

PS I agree with the whole outlook on life thing

Well, Ioreth and E managed to do a great job of stalking me for a while...

(sorry guys, I know I'll get shouted at for saying that)

Thanks for agreeing with my philosophy! I might change that though. (Not my philosophy. The homepage I mean).
I feel that change is in the air....

We weren't stalking!

OK...

*takes a deep breath*

I wasn't stalking you... Hey, you came to my homepage first remember...can I really be blamed if I then go to yours & see a couple of forums to post to...

It took me months to change my page first time around and I haven't changed it since though it could do with some serious updating

It was only because E was badgering me to change my name anyway...

Has the whole of h2g2 turned against me or something...?

OK, DE, so *you* (someone who has been here *far* longer than me) were badgered by *me* (someone who you'd only have know for 2 weeks absolute top's) into changing your name...???

What about everyone else?!?!

Surely I'm not *that* bossy and demanding...

Can I help it if I'm a bit slow at thinking up names?

LOL

OK, so you just took a while to get there... But get there you did...

And it hasn't changed unlike some people not here that I could name (or possibly not because they keep changing them).

And that has nothing to do with the fact that I can't think up of a new name, honest

Who completely changes their name...? People add bits, but.. OK...yes, I *do* know someone who completely changed their name...

If you can't think of any I could give you a few examples, most people give some warning though with their names (by using brackets)