h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah now, if you could see the picture there used to be of me. It's actually on my homepage, to which there is link on my Space, if you would care to see...

[For anyone interested, click the link on my homepage, follow the HHGTTG. Disclaimer: That site is outside h2g2 and the BBC have no control over it's contents, even though there's nothing worth controlling there...]

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^ Hope the above directions don't violate house rules. Moderators: how else can I answer the question. The only answer *is* the picture. And it doesn't violate any copyright either.

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So what am I trapped inside?
(apart from my little bubble- I can get out of my bubble any time I want)

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I seem to be trapped in a refrigerator.

Oh. That's unfortunate. *looks round* There's no fridge in here, so we can't let you out... unless I've just missed the fridge and there is one in here after all...

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There used to be a fridge somewhere around one of my threads, at least I used to keep bringing chilled foods to the parties [hey we haven't had one of those for ages, and now we've got , , and most of ALL s.]

I don't know where it is now though. Maybe one of the BBC people borrowed it.

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Ming, you're trapped in a reel of film! look!!

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problem solved

[HP}=~~

I heard a tale about a man who came home to find his naked wife looking very very guilty.
He started throwing things about and had a heart attack and died.
At the pearly gates he stood at the front of a short queue where St Peter only wished to know how they died.
He told St.Peter'I threw the fridge out of the window and had a heart attack',
The second man said'I was walking along the footpath when some idiot threw this fridge out of the 13th floor window on to my head.'
The third man said 'Well I was sitting in this fridge.....'

Funny the way you lose fridges!

I try to get Ming on the front page and accidentally get IE back up there...

I know! I'd noticed!!!
All this fame's going to go to my head!

Hello jazzme!

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Uh-oh... we're going to have to think of a way to get it out again then!
A reel of film? How's that a foodstuff?

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Hi there IE sorry I launched into my tale without saying Hi.
Hope I haven't broken protocol.
J

Tell me you've eaten film before... please... you haven't?

You have no idea what you're missing. Goes well with sauce (see below)

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Tastes best lightly fried in oil of course!

Don't try this at home kids!

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I've eaten a few things I shouldn't in my time... (and I'm not sayin gI shouldn't eat film), but not film. *grin* I once ate the corner of the Yellow Pages, but that's the closest to film...

So what am I missing then?

¦M¦

Ooh lots! That sickly flavour of developing fluid and that crunchy texture of plastic! Yum!

Anyway, got to go to bed now! And go to . See you tomorrow.

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well, it's been 5 weeks, but I notice you're online now -- so HI

if you get this, where are you from - I'm in Houston it's 90F out!

Connie

Ahhhhhh... I must remember to have some sometime...

OK! *grin* Have a nice beauty !
Hehe!

¦M¦

I need to have a 1000 year long ...

Don't worry, we'll be waiting to ambush you when you wake up!

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