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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Nov 23, 2001
I mean wimpy! Sorry, sir. 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 23, 2001
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 23, 2001
Good thing you caught that, eR! I was about to make an example of you! 
::: threateningly taps her spork on the table :::
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 26, 2001
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Nov 26, 2001
Uncle just likes it when Shea goes medieval with her spork.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 28, 2001
::munches 
, waits for the demonstration::
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 29, 2001
::: starts slicing and dicing veggies to warm up :::
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 29, 2001
This ought to be good...
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 29, 2001
The precision with which Shea wields that spork is amazing!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 29, 2001
Thanks, ER ... I practice a lot!
::: starts to julienne some leeks :::
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 29, 2001
It slices , it dices, it juliennes. What a versatile spork! No home should be without one.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 29, 2001
But wait! There's more! It carves, and cleaves!
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 29, 2001
So like, this spork, what - it can whisk or stir and shallow fry?
- No deez things contain chemicals, moving parts. but it can form sharp instruments: like knives and stabbing veapons.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 29, 2001
my favourite quote from that film. it's the accent. god help me it's just funny.
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Nov 29, 2001
*tries very hard not to 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 29, 2001
ah - gowan, you know you want to really!
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- 301: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Nov 23, 2001)
- 302: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 23, 2001)
- 303: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 23, 2001)
- 304: Shea the Sarcastic (Nov 23, 2001)
- 305: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 26, 2001)
- 306: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 26, 2001)
- 307: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Nov 26, 2001)
- 308: Shea the Sarcastic (Nov 28, 2001)
- 309: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 28, 2001)
- 310: Shea the Sarcastic (Nov 29, 2001)
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- 316: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 29, 2001)
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- 318: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 29, 2001)
- 319: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Nov 29, 2001)
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