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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 16, 2001
s for everyone.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 16, 2001
ntohing like a bit of slave labour, eh?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 17, 2001
That's unethical!
::: snaps her fingers so her young, virile, loincloth-clad lad fans her palm frond faster :::
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 17, 2001
::fan:: ::fan:: ::fan:: ::fan:: ::fan:: ::fan:: ::fan:: ::fan:: ::fan:: ::fan:: ::fan::
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ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! Posted Nov 17, 2001
::fans Clive while he fans Shea::......Nice loin cloth Warlord!
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Nov 18, 2001
An ostrich in a loin cloth? 
Only on H2G2.
Drops off basket of goodies.
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Nov 18, 2001
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 18, 2001
Ummm, could you just.... errr, adjust that loincloth a little bit please, Clive?
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 18, 2001
Sure.
*wiggle* *wiggle* *wiggle*
Better? 
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Nov 18, 2001
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 19, 2001
Nothing like a young, virile, loincloth-clad, fanning ostrich that gets the wiggles!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 20, 2001
He was wiggling ... thus "the wiggles"! 
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ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! Posted Nov 20, 2001
your in contravention of the 'obscene wiggling act 1974' which strictly forbids 'wiggling in a built up area' or 'wiggling in a manner likely to cause giggling'
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 20, 2001
What? I was trying to adjust me ensemble - I had both hands being used elsewhere
to waft Shea's fan - before you ask.
Goddamit Jim I'm a Virile, young, loin cloth clad wafter not a Doctor!
- Hang on....
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ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! Posted Nov 22, 2001
How'z it hanging?
Wotcha Clive
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 22, 2001
hows it hanging?
er...between the knees
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Nov 23, 2001
* Takes a picture.*
Ladies, these will be available Tuesday...
For a nonimal fee, of course.
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- 281: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 16, 2001)
- 282: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 16, 2001)
- 283: Shea the Sarcastic (Nov 17, 2001)
- 284: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 17, 2001)
- 285: ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! (Nov 17, 2001)
- 286: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Nov 18, 2001)
- 287: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Nov 18, 2001)
- 288: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 18, 2001)
- 289: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 18, 2001)
- 290: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Nov 18, 2001)
- 291: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Nov 19, 2001)
- 292: Shea the Sarcastic (Nov 19, 2001)
- 293: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 19, 2001)
- 294: Shea the Sarcastic (Nov 20, 2001)
- 295: ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! (Nov 20, 2001)
- 296: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 20, 2001)
- 297: Shea the Sarcastic (Nov 20, 2001)
- 298: ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! (Nov 22, 2001)
- 299: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 22, 2001)
- 300: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Nov 23, 2001)
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