h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

a large estate on a beach, this building is home to many researchers. they are interested in polotics, philosophy and humor, among other things. off to one side is the room for the trained monkeys, who will type your manuscripts. a library completes this floor.
the debate rooms are open to all. a steady s train of nubile young maidens keep the project workers supplied with every need. down the hall is the gaming room, where you can play video games on wide screen t.v.s or computer games of all kinds. you could probably get a good card or r.p.g. game going, and let's not forget the pool table, olympic size swimming pool and sauna.
the thingites have their own building. there are rooms for every thread, and a few besides.
connecting the 2 buildings is a long, low structure which houses kitchen, tavern and indoor training ground. sleeping quarters are out back. be nice to the tavern wenches. after all, Clive is a gentleman, as well as an ostrich.

*watches a nubile young maiden float by the french windows, trailing a long white satin dress into a prevailing wind.*

*Goes over to the bar and purs himself a kalhua and milk in a tall glass over ice.*

Hey, Clive like the clubhouse?
I went and put the first title I suggested but, I decided that the reference thing was not doable.
::walks up to a maiden:: Hey, a Root Beer please.

i cannot believe Clive of all people had no fanclub! well now he does. hurrah!

and just cos im on his extra special friends list i shall post here. i feel is hould point out that my list should be studiously ignored because its about 6 months old and pre UH thing

YAY!!!(TM)

I've got a fan club!!

Wheeeeeee.!

Clive, do you think that I should send in the gay Teletubbie as well?

Into THE UNIFORMS thread, you mean?

(I look down on orgies - 'cos I never get invited to any. )


Why are you watching that programme anyway

I don't. It was Jerry Falwal who called that one gay, I hope I spelled his name right. If I get edited for this I want to make sure I at least got his name right.

clive: some advice...why do i want to do philosophy at uni? and how do i transmit that onto UCAS forms

Clive just logged off, I checked.

Cancel that, he just logged back on.

You want to do philosophy?

- hang about I'm getting booted off the internet by Dad who needs the comp to compute his tax returns.

I'll back to you and I'll see if I can dig out my old personal statement.

Oops, Sorry Clive.

I'm all alone... at least for the second.

Hmmm... I'd better join...

Yay! (TM)

dont forget that i want your statment

*comes in, sits down on couch*

I don't know why you didn't have a fan club earlier... oversight, I guess?

*places and on table as s for Clive*

I'd never see the smiley in that light before!

re: fanclub drought. I never knew if I deserved one to be honest!

course you did. if i have one, you should