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Have a nice day

*lol at GL's personal note *

Oh great!! It's winter again!! I wonder if the snow will melt away if I just leave it here... Perhaps if I turn the heating down it won't...

That note is weird though - who says it's winter in Sundertand??

The Sundertanians

Do they?? Have you been talking to them??

The only time I ever do anything else is when I'm talking to you

Wait a minute... Could you specify where this Sundertand is...??

Just to the right of the Horsehead Nebula........no, wait a minute, that's something else entirely. Sundertand is located right in between this world and the next, just off the centre line of balance, which is what makes this world so wonky.....

That's what I thought... But I never knew you were in there too...

Sometimes we only see what we expect to see, and noone expects the spanish inqui...I mean, noone expects sundertand

I see...

Thank Druw - I was running out of explanations, by the great weevil

And the Potato.

No, I wasn't running out of....oh, I see.

You too?

Me three
*apologises profusely for the cheap phonetic joke*

You tree?
*thinks that it's getting too stupid*

*Not Possible!*
I think I'm going to take my next holiday in Sundertand.......

Me too... Tell me when you're leaving...

I'm not sure but I'll let you know - I can be unreliable with time, I was going to leave *here* half an hour ago but I didn't....

Why didn't you then, you would've saved me from all the trouble being almost late again caused me...
Tomorrow I mustn't come online in the morning - have to leave even earlier... As if I could stay away when I probably can't be on tonight... Just gotta wake up waaaay much earlier... I want more time!!
Oh well, I'll just go to play Liszt into the piano lesson...