h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why didn't I?! I couldn't leave you here, all cold and lonely and alone! Then you might have been tempted to leave, go to school or even (Druw help me) study! How could I possibly in all good conscience allow such a thing to happen?
Not online tomorrow? But you couldn't do that to me - then I'd have to get home on time, call all of the people I'm supposed to call (including work ), talk to my mother.......*shudders*
Which Liszt?

I am online! Who said I wouldn't be?? That liar...
But *only* for half an hour from now... And absolutely no more...
Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody no. 8 it is... But actually I'm not playing that yet...

Aaarrrggghhh! My computer decided to almost die on me then - yet another liar.....
I don't know if I've heard that one.....could you hum a few bars for me.....

*hums*
That one!

aaaahhhh, *that* onee. I thought it might be, but it's so hard remembering names

Isn't it? But good thing that's all clear now...

Perhaps you could now hum amedley of classic music, one composer at a time? That would really cheer me up

You need cheering up? Is something wrong?

Okay, how about this one... *humming*

That's one of my favourites! How did you know? Could you do my absolute favourite? Orff's "O Fortuna"

I only need cheering up because I know you can't stay online forever....

*hums* Is that what you meant?

And you're absolutely right about me - I was planning to leave half an hour ago and now I certainly have to... I'll be on in... 2½ hours again when I've got empty classes...

*hits himself over the head for mentioning leaving*
I really must get an internet connection at home.......

*has still not understood how anyone can live without one*
I'm outta here... Bye!

Only by having cable TV in ones room and free internet at uni.
Au Revoir

But you can't get online with cable TV...
This is all stupid, I was supposed to come on an hour ago but they didn't let me here... And now I have almost no time to stay... Oh well...
I just decided that I'm going to reduce my time online a lot - I'm so tired every day that I actually sleep in classes and haven't done any of my homework since school began - that's not good... When I get home tonight I'll do all my homework and play the piano and go to sleep very early without getting online and wake up very happy tomorrow morning... I have to...

Actually they are just starting out with broadband internet access with your cable TV package over here - it's *very* expensive though, 3-4 times as expensive as normal access, but 3-4 times the speed and downloads.......
Guestbook post #42......it's like I have a gift...
That's a tough resolution you've made there.......how many of your new years resolutions did you keep (or did you even make any?). So long as you still have time to talk to me I guess it probably would be a good idea - at least until you get your energy back Plus, if it came down to a choice between piano and online there couldn't be too much competition But make sure you make time for a holiday in Sundertand - I guarantee all of your worries will melt away with the snow.....

New years resolutions? What are they? I never make any... Couln't keep them anyway...
But I almost managed not to come online last night... Notice the word almost... But I only was on an hour or so and -before- that I did a lot of stuff I was supposed to do... And I went to bed early... But still am tired now... Oh well...

Only an hour or so, huh? Not too bad I suppose..... And what do you call 'early' anyway? Does this mean you actually did homework last night?????

Yes it does!! I'm very proud now...
And early in this case was 9pm...

9 pm!!!! Jimminy Crickets! (or should that be Jiminy Weevils?).
And what's the key to this mythical 'homework-doing'?

There is no key... I had to pick the lock...