h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well good... I don't have to go away then... (although it probably would be the most clever thing to do... )

Nnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!! Clever shmever!

Excuse me?

Ankseet.....clever shmever! means never mind what's clever and what isn't. Use that in your English exam

I certainly will... And I'll just write in the end of it that "all phrases recommended by Cthulhu"... Wonder what would happen...

If they have any common sense at all, they'll give you full marks, fall to the floor, and slowly back their way out.

Sounds good... But how to make sure they do have common sense...

Alas and alak, I fear that if they are teachers then it is physically impossible for them to have common sense. You may have to beat it into them with a shovel.......

But I'm afraid shovels aren't allowed in the exam... They are very strict with the regulations...

Why is that? Have you used shovels for academic advantage before?

What? Me? Never!

That's exactly what I thought you'd say... Obviously the lawyers at your school just like to cover every possibility, no matter -how- unlikely it may be......

Umm... Yeah... Exactly...

So why does SSSPPPLLLAAATTT!!!!!! have three of each letter but 6 exclamation points? Sorry, it just seemed odd.....

You know, that's a very good question too... GL, why is that?
*no response*
I don't think he's lurking here anymore...

But I should go...

I wonder why that is...?
At the risk of repeating myself, Nnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!! Clever shmever!

Sorry... Cya - Friday or something?

Indubitably. Or something like that. I'll be in tomorrow, just not whilst you're awake..... Toodlepip!

How do you know when I'm awake? Oh well, I believe you anyway... I wouldn't be up in the middle of the night...

For some reason I'm having terribly much time now and for some reason I don't feel like studying English or anything... But I've actually managed to read some of that grammar... Not that it would be of any use but anyway...

You went ahead of me in the info-page...

I'd write an e-mail but the one you sent is now safely stored in my computer home and I can't remember what you said there... And besides, there's something I need to send with it... Or at least try...

I guess I could just go to sleep... That would be great... Too bad there aren't any beds in the corridors here... Whoever designed this place didn't quite think it through completely...

Well, you couldn't possibly spend 24 hours online....could you?

It really is most odd that you don't feel like studying English, I have to say as I am most taken aback by the fact, and am really quite disappointed in you.....;-P

You're back ahead of me now! I will be revenged...though I somehow doubt I'll catch Mina or Galaxy babe....

That's okay, I can never remember everything you say in emails because Yahoo won't let me - and because it all gets mixed up when I foolishly try to answer at the same time as I'm in here.....no wonder we get so much cross-thread chatter......which reminds me - death to Yahoo!

No beds, huh......you need to get into higher education. I don't know what it's like over there, but here we have a reading library with about 10 bean-bags, it used to be the best place to go when I had 5-6 hours between lectures . Now, of course, I'd probably spend that time in here instead....

Oh well, must go - fees to pay, mobile phones to get, uniforms to pick up....fun fun