h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wonders if she should really start studying English so that he wouldn't be disappointed in her anymore*

Just have to say this: I made it to the 'most prolific posters' without you! And I'm pretending to be studying... *sigh*
Cya soon!

Keep on pretending.... Just think, you'll have the entire weekend....and I can only be on until ~0620.....

My time??

Well it's not my time, anyway About 35 minutes from now, whatever that may be......

Exactly what you said... ok...

Sorry, gotta work tonight; in fact, I'll still be working at.......2100 your time (0500 mine)

Aww... That's more that 12 hours!!

Well, I don't actually start until 2030, but I've got a briefing, etc.. at 1600.....Sunday, I am working for 12 hours though, just at a more reasonable time - 1000-2200 (I think I already told you that, somewhere....)

Aaaaaaaargh... Poor you... They'd better pay you well...
(and you probably did but you can't expect me to remember everything... )

I'm sure they will.....they're a nice caring, sharing....wait a second! And don't worry - I can't even remember if I actually did or if I was just going to....

Yes you did...

Good to know that it's you that's already insane, and that I'm still only heading that way...

Are you sure??

OOps! Just realised I gotta go. Toodles!

Bye...

And, as I was saying, if I think I'm not insane, then I am. And if I think I am, then either I'm right (which makes me insane) or I'm wrong ( which means that I am unaware of my mental state, which makes me......insane (or dreaming, but I'm sick of Descartes) ).QED. Therefore, the only way I can can get out of it is to know that I am on my way to becoming insane (or sane), in which case I can be what I think I am.

But you're clearly insane. I have only a few tests to go....

Oh and, GOOD LUCK!!!!!! Or possibly, WELL DONE!!!!!! Or, just in case, DON"T PANIC!!!!!!!

If i don't meet you on the swings I'll catch you on the roundabouts.......

*sneaks in*


Hey! I'm not really here... I'm supposed to be panicking about the test... Just passing by...

Who do you call insane???

*sigh of relief*
I'm glad you're not really here, I haven't finished your e-mail yet......

And sorry about calling you insane - I know how finely balanced your mental state is......one little tap and.......

... and I'd be perfectly sane which would be immensely boring...