This is the Message Centre for Thursday

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Post 1021

Kitish

i wouldn't politely decline - I'd run away!


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Post 1022

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I'm too old to run fast enough to get away. smiley - erm


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Post 1023

Kitish

aww...I bet you'd run though if you heard you were going to prison...I don't particularly wish to be anyone's female dog....(yes i know - steereotypical view, but you can't blame a girl!)


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Post 1024

miraculousrandomness - being elvised is hard but so is changing your title so I wont

Its actually quite nice apart from the food and stragiht jackets.


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Post 1025

F F Churchton

Yeah but you can't run away all your life Kitush, you have to face your fears!


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Post 1026

Kitish

....yes i can!


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Post 1027

F F Churchton

Oh well good luck to yousmiley - erm


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Post 1028

Kitish

wait...i dont need to run right now. only if the coppers are after me. And if the coppers are after me, then the silver can't be far behind, and neither can the police!

*bangs a drum*

Ba dum.

Hey i'm tired. Brain no think well.


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Post 1029

F F Churchton

If the coppers don't get you the Bobby or the Bill will. My advice would be to take the shrapnel.


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Post 1030

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Better yet, recycle the shrapnel, and reduce your contribution to world atmospheric carbon levels by 1.2 tons. smiley - biggrin

Sure, you can offset your carbon emissions by planting trees, but they only do their carbon-cleansing job half the year, and take a few decades to really get cranked up.


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Post 1031

Kitish

all very good ideas. Hows about i just cycle away?


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Post 1032

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Go ahead. smiley - smiley


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Post 1033

Kitish

i need a cycle smiley - wah


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Post 1034

Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too)

Do you have a carrot? I have a cycle, and would glad trade. smiley - smiley


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Post 1035

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

That's not a cycle, FPR, it's an eggbeater.


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Post 1036

Kitish

smiley - yikes

he's right! you beat eggs with it!


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Post 1037

miraculousrandomness - being elvised is hard but so is changing your title so I wont

ill trade carrots a nuclear kitchen imple... I mean an egg beater smiley - whistle


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Post 1038

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Your carrots are ill? Why? smiley - huh


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Post 1039

miraculousrandomness - being elvised is hard but so is changing your title so I wont

No the trade of carrots itself is ill now gimme the egg beater of DOOO....


Erm....


Well...

Give me the egg beater of pink happy bunny rabbits please


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Post 1040

Thursday


No. Let's not give RD/mr/Mr Spiffy anything to play with right now. Someone might lose an eye.


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