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F F Churchton Posted Jan 6, 2007
Yeah but Santa is a lie, so if a lie tells a lie, does that mean it's the truth?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 7, 2007
It depends on whether you're adding or multiplying.
If A is a lie, then
A X A = possible truth
A + A = two lies
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Thursday Posted Jan 9, 2007
Yes, but then they did the sums again and managed to get them wrong and let him out 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 9, 2007
So, in the short run that defense backfired, but in the end it worked 
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F F Churchton Posted Jan 11, 2007
It's the prespective whether you prefer to see him in jail or not!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 13, 2007
What if I prefer not to see him at all, no matter where he is? 
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F F Churchton Posted Jan 14, 2007
Then you should avoid all bookshops and satirical quiz programmes, just to be on the safeside.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 15, 2007
Can we send him to another planet?
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F F Churchton Posted Jan 15, 2007
Sounds rather expensive as well, what's wrong with good old sealing him off in a disused mineshaft?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 16, 2007
Well, here's my reasoning: Jeffrey Archer sounds like the name of a constellation, like Orion. So, he should be sent into space to be next to Orion. If it's too expensive, we'll just sentence him to listen to Rossini's "William Tell" (another archer) every day for the rest of his life 
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Thursday Posted Jan 18, 2007
How about using his ego to create a small island, upon which we could build an international airport?
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