h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I want free cakes!

WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY FROM HERE
go to reched thing and get them to give you some cakes
*notices cake*
oh wait scince you want cake have this one
*sploges it into axis face*
howdya like that?

*Wipes cream from his eyes.*

Your cream's going off.

Whats your worst drink that you hate?

I'm not going to tell you, because if I do you'll force...me...to...drink...it...

I hate strawberry milkshakes.

*strawberry milkshakes are nothign compared to strawberyy smoothies

YA YA
um
*looks at out of date melted cheese*
*pours it over axi*
therer you go

EEEEWWWWWW! Icky! Nasty! *Catches sight of himself in a mirror*

I look like a monster. Kewl!

*lawl*
i'll get you a bucket of warm water to clean you up
*lends old clothes*
*comes back with bucket of water but cold*
*pours freezing cold water over axi*
SEE IF YOU WEREN'T A TRATOR THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE A RIVAL OF ME

*observes the dripping wet aximili*

You know this is getting really off topic.

Um i don't really think so......
Cause i am just giving an example how tratiors get treated

Very well, continue

*waves hand in a dismissive manner*

thank you
fellow thursday

Hello everyone. Can I just point out that annoying traitors wasn't really in the Thursdayite mission statement. However, seeing as though its Aximili, I think I might join you...
*Grabs a black pen and draws geeky glasses and beard onto Ax's face*

YAY YAY
NOW WE GET TO GIVE PUNISHMENT

Step 1 of the punishment: We drink a load of and eat loads of , while he gets none. Hmmm...

See Axi you wouldn't have got this treatment if you didn't BETRAY US YOU TRAITOR
*eats with some *

*nicks the off the and munches it noisily*

Hmm, good chocolate!

Axi,axi,axi,you know what.Maybe you should have some food.
Smell chocolate burning
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
NASTY
aha
now we can make your beard more realistic
Now this glue will come on in about 2 weeks
*cools down burnt chocolate*
*glues it onto axi*
*write all over his body saying TRAITOR *

PEOPLE Stop fighting Axi like this is wrong rally wrong I cant beleive you guys































Your meant to attack him unaware not in such a pleasent manner