h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Really.. the 600th one, eh?

We must make this a landmark destruction - or conversion.

Hmmm, appears very hungry today, Ax...

I'll never talk! NEVER! Do you hear me? Boris will never eat his master. You can't frighten me!

Conversion preferred of course. It's a lot less messy.

* leaps into the room, and eats Ax*

What were you saying, Ax?

Oh dear, what a way to go. Thats one for the history books.

*pulls out said history book and starts writing on page 600*

*From inside Boris*

I guess I was wrong...

Boris, why is there a waterpark in here?

Mwahahahahaha!
Wait a minute - can you hear that.
Damn it - he's still alive in there.

Yep. It's quite roomy in here actually. Wait, what's going on? Whooooah!

*Pops out of Boris's...well, I'd rather not say where*

That was an experience I'd like never to repeat again.

*Throws out of window and watches Boris jump after it*

There, as I said, it did cause a bit more mess than a conversion.

Damn - he's alive and unharmed. We'll have to call in - the Thursdayite Ninjas.

Do we have ninjas? I didn't think the budget stretched enough for that

You have Ninjas? You didn't when I was a member. Come to think of it, you didn't have...the TOWER...either.

Don't we? Damn. What have we got?

Hmm, more custard, the Alliance with the Assassins guild and a few random killer quotes.

There were the FBRs. They were dangerous, as I remember.

The FBRs? I don't remember those...

I think we used them. The killer quotes work quite well.

Hmmm...Are we skint then?

I'll see if I remember how to call them.

*Makes a high-pitched noise. A small, white Fluffy Bunny Rabbit lollops over the horizon.*

Freddie! It's my old friend Freddy The Fluffy! Help me out of here, old chum.




Oh, and Aries, I'd have stuck the spork where the sun don't shine, rather than in the custard.

That can be arranged.