h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::leaves shiny new es for ::

I'm so sorry to hear about the loss of your friend, Pierce.

thanks dear

we are slowly coming to terms with the fact that he is not around any more. it helps to know that he died very peacefully. he was sitting comfortably in his chair watching tv and then suddenly he just wasn't around any more. if you have to go this is the best way to do it, i think.

Either that, or during sex. But that's not too pleasant for your partner.

my uncle wanted to die on top of 20 year old gorgeous blonde with a cigar in his left hand and a bottle of whisky in his right, shot in the back by her jealous husband

however i don't have the same fantasies.

i would like her to be 24...

Wow!



Would that be made with fresh s and s, or freeze dried?

cryonics is the name of the game

all 'round - and a chilled (not freeze-dried) to wash it down

::washes everyone down::

i hope you use warm water?

i just spent hours pumping water out of my flooded basement - on an icy sunday afternoon!

but now i'm on a way to eat a nice roast pork with taters, gravy and assorted veggies . a meal that would have made even frodo think twice before leaving the shire, i'm sure

for desert i think we'll have

you on the other hand will have to make do with these es

I think they're tastier than pork any day! And no funny after-taste!

but where's the gravy?

:: leaves a very special with for michelle - it resembles a yorkshire pudding the size of mount st. helens ::

if i'm not very much mistaken it's my hootoo-birthday today. as a researcher i'm only four years old, which makes me feel quite young

party on, dudes and dudettes

Woohoo!

Happy Hootoo Birthday Pierce! I think mine is this month also, but I don't remember how many years it's been... Gee I wish that were the case with my real age!

I know how old I am ... here and here ...

::leaves ::

you know, we childish people have this motto: "age is just a state of mind". it probably just is a bad excuse for all the things we say and/or do, but hey, who cares?

Of course age is a state of mind ... your mind is as old as your age, isn't it?

er, i believe a lot of people who know me very well would say that it surely doesn't seem that way

btw: my good friend ottox (one of the researchers that i have met in RL) tells me: "I can't tell you when you first posted. But it's true that you registered 27/1 2000 (a Thursday) - so happy belated birthday! To be more precise, you registered a few minutes past 11 in the morning, and about three quarters of an hour later you activated your userpage, A254242".

thank you ottox

now on with the party

That Ottox is the best at finding obscure knowledge around here!

Happy birthday, dear!