h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The ingredients would have come from another planet, one that we haven't made contact with yet. But if you'll accept substitututes that are available here, I suppose a quasi- could be made.

You could be hypnotised to believe in the and therefore it would only seem fair that you could feel the effects if you believed in it hard enough.

Yes, that could be done.

I found the recipe for a quasi- somewhere on the Internet some ago

*hastily adds *

Morning Pierce! Missed you yesterday - were you off doing something strenuous?

Indeed I was. Our boss made us sit in a conference room for 7 hours and told us to re-invent hot weather - again

Hands Pierce a plate of warm cherry pastries.

Hot weather can be invented, but it'll take about three months, assuming you start now.

Hot weather can be invented
see the mp's in our Parliamentit's on tap 24/7

When my sister visited britain, she happened to hear Parliament debating something. She was not impressed!

Weather I meant hot water, of course

we don't need gas or electric for heating, there's hot air in parliament to heat every home in the countryit's a pity that they're rubbish at everything else

If they were competent at anything else, they'd be dangerous.

so true

they are probably still far too busy trying to figure out how they can get their moats fixed for the tax payers money

They've become good at e-moating online.

don't Pierce, it's true

They can put in a wind farm right in Parliament's chambers.

didn't know they ate baked beans as well